To: ManyMoose who wrote (224 ) 4/18/2007 1:30:17 AM From: KLP Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 443 Some great bumper stickers here....This will keep you busy for awhile, MM!!!members.iinet.com.au * A family tree can whither if nobody tends its roots. * Many family trees were started by grafting. * A miser is hard to live with, but he makes a very fine ancestor! * Am I the only person up my tree? Seems like it. * Any family tree produces lemons, nuts and a few bad apples. * Climbing my family tree was fun before the nuts appeared. * Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? * Every family tree has some sap in it. * Geneaolgists are time travelers. * Genealogy: Chasing your own tale. * Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. * Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools. * I looked in my family tree and found out I was the sap. * I looked up my family tree....there were two dogs using it. * I'm always late...My ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower. * I'm no genealogist...Until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!" * I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes. * It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor. * It's 1999, Do you know where your grandparents were? * Jeanealogy: the study of Levis and Wranglers. * Many a family tree needs trimming. * My ancestors must be in a witness protection program. * My family came on the Mayflower....Or was it Allied? * My family coat of arms ties at the back...Is that normal? * My family tree is lost in the forest! * My family tree must have been used for firewood. * My hobby is genealogy and I raise dust bunnies for pets. * Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress. * Remember, undocumented genealogy is mythology. * Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears. * So many ancestors, so little time. * The gene pool could use a little chlorine! * That's the problem with the gene pool - no lifeguards. * What do you mean my birth certificate expired? * What do you mean my family tree has root rot? * Whoever said seek and ye shall find was NOT a genealogist! * Genealogy goes on ... and on ... and on ... * Genealogists live in the past lane. * Genealogists do it generation after generation. * Geneqlogists do it in the library. * Genealogists do it with a computer. * Genealogists never die, they just lose their census. * Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game, and every bit as frustrating. * Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't. * Give me your tired, your poor...they're genealogists! * Genealogy - Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. * I think that I shall never see a completed genealogy! * Genealogists collect dead relatives. * What's really upsetting is to have a dog who can trace his ancestry further than yours. * We are all related, relatively speaking! * Can a first cousin once removed return? * Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight. * If you get a divorce in Arkansas, are you still cousins? * My mother and father were siblings. That's why I look so much alike. * Sign of a redneck: circular family tree. * If your family tree doesn't fork, you're probably a redneck! * Redneck family - one that produces identical cousins.