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Pastimes : Genealogy -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: ManyMoose who wrote (224)4/17/2007 11:50:09 PM
From: Peter Dierks  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 443
 
Isn't that a song from the score to the original musical "My grandma's a grub"?



To: ManyMoose who wrote (224)4/18/2007 1:30:17 AM
From: KLP  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 443
 
Some great bumper stickers here....This will keep you busy for awhile, MM!!!

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* A family tree can whither if nobody tends its roots.
* Many family trees were started by grafting.
* A miser is hard to live with, but he makes a very fine ancestor!
* Am I the only person up my tree? Seems like it.
* Any family tree produces lemons, nuts and a few bad apples.

* Climbing my family tree was fun before the nuts appeared.
* Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
* Every family tree has some sap in it.
* Geneaolgists are time travelers.
* Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.
* Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

* Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools.
* I looked in my family tree and found out I was the sap.
* I looked up my family tree....there were two dogs using it.
* I'm always late...My ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower.
* I'm no genealogist...Until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"
* I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.

* It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor.
* It's 1999, Do you know where your grandparents were?
* Jeanealogy: the study of Levis and Wranglers.
* Many a family tree needs trimming.
* My ancestors must be in a witness protection program.
* My family came on the Mayflower....Or was it Allied?

* My family coat of arms ties at the back...Is that normal?
* My family tree is lost in the forest!
* My family tree must have been used for firewood.
* My hobby is genealogy and I raise dust bunnies for pets.
* Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
* Remember, undocumented genealogy is mythology.

* Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears.
* So many ancestors, so little time.
* The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
* That's the problem with the gene pool - no lifeguards.
* What do you mean my birth certificate expired?
* What do you mean my family tree has root rot?

* Whoever said seek and ye shall find was NOT a genealogist!
* Genealogy goes on ... and on ... and on ...
* Genealogists live in the past lane.
* Genealogists do it generation after generation.
* Geneqlogists do it in the library.
* Genealogists do it with a computer.

* Genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
* Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game, and every bit as frustrating.
* Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
* Give me your tired, your poor...they're genealogists!
* Genealogy - Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

* I think that I shall never see a completed genealogy!
* Genealogists collect dead relatives.
* What's really upsetting is to have a dog who can trace his ancestry further than yours.
* We are all related, relatively speaking!
* Can a first cousin once removed return?
* Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight.

* If you get a divorce in Arkansas, are you still cousins?
* My mother and father were siblings. That's why I look so much alike.
* Sign of a redneck: circular family tree.
* If your family tree doesn't fork, you're probably a redneck!
* Redneck family - one that produces identical cousins.