To: tejek who wrote (335803 ) 4/30/2007 12:22:58 AM From: bentway Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1575035 Still more of the same from Hatch By Rebecca Walsh Tribune Columnist Article Last Updated: 04/24/2007 04:12:45 AM MDTsltrib.com ( This is from the local rag, and reflects local SLC sentiment. ) With all due respect to the beltway rumor mill, why would Orrin Hatch want to be U.S. attorney general? He's already so good at the job he's got - shill for the Bush administration (make that two Bush administrations). After nearly 30 years in Washington, Hatch's idiosyncracies are familiar to Utahns: writing sappy songs about God and country, quoting novelist Michael Crichton as an expert on global warming, jumping to the president's defense, if only to have one more chance to be on "Meet the Press." But Hatch's performance last week during Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' daylong question-and-answer session in the Senate Judiciary Committee was a new low point - a chance to see Utah's senior senator at his partisan, brown-nosing best. While other senators used their time to actually try to figure out how much Gonzales knew about the U.S. Attorney house-cleaning, Hatch decided it was time to help the sixth-graders watching write a research paper on the U.S. Department of Justice. "How many employees do you have?" About 110,000, Gonzales sighed, grateful for the reprieve. "What are the main, core functions of the Department of Justice?" Do you "overview the FBI?" You spend a lot of time traveling in the country as well, don't you? Been to the White House? Go to cabinet meetings? You go to intelligence meetings, right? I've seen you there? The Inquisition, it wasn't. You've met the twins? Pet the dog? Slept in the Lincoln Bedroom? (OK, I made those three up.) Other senators on both sides of the political aisle chided Gonzales for his dismal short-term memory - he used the phrase "I don't recall" or some variation 40 times during the spectacle. Texas Republican Sen. John Cornyn called the scandal investigation "deplorable." Alabama GOP Sen. Jeff Sessions told Gonzales to be alert and honest and direct - "give it your best shot." In contrast, Hatch's leading questions - he explained them as his effort to educate "our fellow citizens" - made a mockery of the proceedings. Maybe that was the point. It reminds me of another committee meeting Hatch turned into a joke: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' confirmation hearings 16 years ago. The senator became chief investigator, defense attorney and judge all at once - this time to make the case for George H.W. Bush's controversial nominee. Pooh-poohing attorney Anita Hill's claims that Thomas had sexually harassed her when they worked together at the federal anti-discrimination agency, Hatch concluded she had been inspired by a scene from the "Exorcist." Thomas, of course, went on to sit on the bench, distinguishing himself for his silence during oral arguments. Hill went on to teach. And Hatch went on and on and on - unchecked by Utah voters or critical thought. walsh@sltrib.com