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To: Oral Roberts who wrote (149536)8/6/2007 3:17:01 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Respond to of 225578
 
LOL!! A DWI is something I never want to experience. I've deserved many such tickets but I just don't drive if I'm going to go out. I did get Guinnessed a few weeks back after a softball game but I wasn't driving



To: Oral Roberts who wrote (149536)8/7/2007 12:00:20 AM
From: Alan Smithee  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 225578
 
From Suma's health thread.

Very funny.

A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent
football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and....,"
----pausing to take another drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead, what are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was deafening.