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To: KyrosL who wrote (21101)	8/12/2007 5:00:34 AM
From: TobagoJack	Respond to of 218083

found following in in-tray Investment Dealers are excited to announce the newest structured finance product: - Constant Obligation Leveraged Originated Structured Oscillating Money Bridged Asset Guarantees, or COLOSTOMY BAGS. Designed to accommodate the most sophisticated investment strategies, Colostomy Bags contain the equity tranches of Structured High Interest Taxable Derivatives, or SH IT, and are leveraged an infinite amount of times through the innovative use of derivatives. "Its an actively managed, unlimited liability, open ended investment with no maturity date, which pays LIBOR plus 5,000 and has no correlation to traditional investments" said a spokesman for the Investment Dealer who underwrote the offering.

To: KyrosL who wrote (21101)	8/12/2007 1:44:29 PM
From: Ilaine	Respond to of 218083

"Liquidate labor, liquidate stocks, liquidate the farmers, liquidate real estate . . . . purge the rottenness out of the system. High costs of living and high living will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising people will pick up the wrecks from less competent people." Secretary of Treasury Andrew Mellon, 1929.