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To: Gersh Avery who wrote (37416)	8/23/2007 11:02:20 AM
From: Oral Roberts	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62554

77 virgins who presumably are good Muslim girls since us heathens aren't allowed in heaven. This means there are untold men relatives that are going to be protecting their chastity by hacking the heads off from anyone that looks sideways at their virgin to protect her honor. Clearly this hasn't been thought through well.

To: Gersh Avery who wrote (37416)	8/23/2007 6:44:42 PM
From: Stevefoder	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

I have often wondered about the 77 virgins concept. There are a few questions that I have: 1. What are the ages of these virgins? Could they all be infants? Would the terrorist have to change their diapers? 2. How many times can I get laid by each virgin? 3. What happens when I run out of virgins? We are talking about eternity here. That means way more than a million billion years. 4. Will there be a supply of Viagra? These are important questions for a would be terrorist. If you can only use a virgin once, then 77 is way too few. Afterall we are talking about eternity. Terrorists must not be too bright.