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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: KLP who wrote (150610)8/27/2007 11:13:42 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 225578
 
How about this for a pick me up???

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or
hovering
near 50) are quite confused about how we should
present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are
projecting and
whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to
current
fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the
streets,the
following combinations DO NOT go together And should
be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least

13. Thongs and Depends