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To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (87111)8/26/2007 2:05:14 PM
From: Travis_BickleRead Replies (1) | Respond to of 306849
 
"Why are men so afraid of dividing 50% of their STUFF with their exwife and children?
Because they are dumb greedy prick bastards."

There was (might still be, I don't watch the tube) a segment on the Maury Povich show called "Who Is My Baby's Daddy?" that they replay on the radio on Monday mornings.

The idea is that you take a woman with an unacknowledged child, put her on the tube with a possible paternal candidate, have him tested for paternity, and laugh at them both. The last time I caught it the dude was the tenth guy to be tested for paternity, all nine of the others had tested negative ... the call in listener bet this dude was the baby's daddy (for a pair of free concert tickets) ... no such luck, he tested negative, the woman couldn't even narrow down the possible fathers to TEN. No free concert tickets for the listener.

I figure in comparison a guy who is willing to support his kids at all in our modern society is a hero.



To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (87111)8/26/2007 3:33:25 PM
From: silenceddissenterRespond to of 306849
 
Jackie Mason on Wives and Hookers

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I have a friend sitting in jail now because he wouldn't pay money to his exwife who spends it solely on her crack habit and not on the children. Every once in awhile she is nice and shares some of her crack with her drug dealer husband (but not right now because he is in jail too - HAHA)

So you are telling me Sir Paul got a bargain for half his wealth with the girl with one leg? I remember back when the beatles were making recordings that John would bring YOKO and let her sit in and this REALLY PISSED off Sir Paul - he couldn't figure why this creature with a stinky hole held so much power and influence over his mate - hehe. My how things changed over 3 decades - BWAHAH!

Things are not always so black and white my friend - but shades of gray. I think of Bobby Brown not wanting to share with Whitney Houston - he should share with her though right - I mean if it makes her happy to smoke up the crack rock in front of the kids she is an adult and it is her choice eh? You are so foolish and naive.

I share a lot - everyday I come to SI and share my stories and comedies and adventures and every once in awhile the investing advice of my really smart hedge fund guy.

I have repeatedly asked General Chen to talk to WANG about having a Jerry Maguire moment to share empty houses with my homeless friends from the salvation army - but that greedy capitalist only dreams about gold coins - not helping humanity get to nice stargate atlantis cities - you have me all wrong and it makes you look silly.

So before you go off running to sign that petition with Patron that we need to stab the homeowners in the heart to save capitalism - let me reverse your question back on you oh holy giver of wealth - why are people like you that probably have a nice home and more luxury than the richest king on the planet just 100 years ago unwilling to bring homeless people and empty houses together at the cost of your property rights? Jesus is not happy with you. Give in to your hate - then your turn to the darkside shall be complete.

I don't hate women, I do ridicule spoiled useless paris hilton types that only live to see how much faster they can run up daddy's credit card than their useless friends at the mall. Even those I forgive when I bed them and come together with them in the biblical way to KNOW her - HAHA! Now that you have had your moment to unlesh your hate and rage, are you willing to forgive and repent for your sins? (snicker) Now you quit being a hypocrite and on the one hand say its OK to give a useless princess or crackhead half your wealth, but on the other hand we shouldn't bail out the homeowners - it makes you look really dumb.



To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (87111)8/27/2007 1:43:14 AM
From: inchingupRespond to of 306849
 
"Why are men so afraid of dividing 50% of their STUFF with their exwife and children?"

A friend of mine coined the perfect solution to cover many male needs for gratification:

"If it flies, floats, or fucks, you're better off renting it!"