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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: pompsander who wrote (765095)	9/10/2007 12:27:04 PM
From: PROLIFE	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

typical idiotic Democrat reply from a typical Dem idiot. you were the hack comparing the fat slob from Mass. from Laura Welch, the teenager. PS: you and your closet buddy having a good time?

To: pompsander who wrote (765095)	9/12/2007 12:20:18 AM
From: Hope Praytochange	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

A tourist walked into a pet store and began looking at the animals on display. While he was there, an Infantry Sergeant from the Army base walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a 6114 Monkey, please." The clerk nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Sergeant, saying, "That'll be $1,000." The sergeant paid and left with the monkey. Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that 6114 Monkey, he can rig a parachute, score 300 on the Army PT test, set up a perimeter defense and perform the duties of SDO with no mistakes. It's well worth the money." The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive--$10,000! What can it do?" "Oh, that one is a "Colonel" monkey. It can command thousands of men, operates well on the E-ring, can do the paperwork and never misses an opportunity to keep his mouth shut. A very useful monkey indeed "replied the shopkeeper." The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". The shocked tourist exclaimed, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?" "Well, the shopkeeper said, I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, play golf and play with his dick but his papers say he's a demoRAT congressman."