To: Brumar89 who wrote (62427 ) 9/12/2007 7:52:03 AM From: Brumar89 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947 And in keeping with the theme of presenting drug use, homosexuality, loss of religious faith, and general social dysfunction as "victories for the left", I decided to find another victory for the left by searching for the latest slutty acting out of say, a Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan - but when I went to a "celeb" site I first came across this: A pic of Madonna carrying a plastic bag with a strapon dildo visible in it, her "husband" trailing along behind:Madonna still plays with toys Along with husband Guy Ritchie, Madonna was seen in London last night carrying a bag with a new strap-on dildo, the 6? Purple Penetrator, inside. AnnSummer.com describes the Purple Penetrator as the following: Strap it on and slip it in!! 6? dildo with adjustable waist and back strap to fit all sizes. Comes with perfectly positioned vibrating bullett to give the wearer clitoral stimulation whilst pleasuring her mate! Fitted with multispeed battery box, just adjust the vibration to suit, and then clip to the waistband for total hands free pleasure. (Source) I know it goes without saying but, dude, that’s pretty gay. Like on a scale of 1-10, it’s coming in at a solid 15. For Christ’s sake the thing has “Penetrator” in it’s name–there’s really no other explanation as to why Madonna would be carrying it around. What a shame for Guy. Once you get pegged as a man that enjoys strap-ons, there’s no digging out of that hole. He might as well wear a scarlet ‘S’ across his chest.celebslam.buzznet.com ; In addition to saying "that's pretty gay", the blurb could have said "that's pretty leftist". Now there's a great advance for the Left! Guess we now know how lefties do it.