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To: bentway who wrote (89956)	9/20/2007 2:33:50 PM
From: ChanceIs	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 306849

>>>Maybe the country will welcome a nurturing woman by then?<<< Humor..... STUDENTS AT A LOCAL SCHOOL WERE ASSIGNED TO READ TWO BOOKS, "TITANIC" & "MY LIFE" BY BILL CLINTON. ONE STUDENT TURNED IN THE FOLLOWING BOOK REPORT, WITH THE PROPOSITION THAT THEY WERE NEARLY IDENTICAL STORIES! HIS COOL PROFESSOR GAVE HIM AN A+ FOR THIS REPORT. TITANIC:..... COST - $29.99 CLINTON:..... COST - $29.99 TITANIC:..... OVER 3 HOURS TO READ CLINTON :..... OVER 3 HOURS TO READ TITANIC:..... THE STORY OF JACK AND ROSE, THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE, AND SUBSEQUENT CATASTROPHE. CLINTON:..... THE STORY OF BILL AND MONICA, THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE, AND SUBSEQUENT CATASTROPHE. TITANIC:..... JACK IS A STARVING ARTIST. CLINTON :..... BILL IS A BULLSHIT ARTIST. TITANIC:..... IN ONE SCENE, JACK ENJOYS A GOOD CIGAR. CLINTON:..... DITTO FOR BILL. TITANIC:..... DURING THE ORDEAL, ROSE'S DRESS GETS RUINED. CLINTON:..... DITTO FOR MONICA. TITANIC:..... JACK TEACHES ROSE TO SPIT. CLINTON:..... LET'S NOT GO THERE. TITANIC:..... ROSE GETS TO KEEP HER JEWELRY. CLINTON:.... MONICA'S FORCED TO RETURN HER GIFTS. TITANIC:..... ROSE REMEMBERS JACK FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. CLINTON:..... CLINTON DOESN'T REMEMBER JACK. TITANIC:..... ROSE GOES DOWN ON A VESSEL FULL OF SEAMEN. CLINTON:..... MONICA...OOH, LET'S NOT GO THERE, EITHER. TITANIC:..... JACK SURRENDERS TO AN ICY DEATH. CLINTON:..... BILL GOES HOME TO HILARY - BASICALLY THE SAME THING. _________________________________________________ Sorry. Had to post it. A retired judge sent me that this AM and it just clicked with the referenced post.