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Politics : The Clown-Free Bible Study Zone -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Terry Maloney who wrote (866)9/21/2007 12:34:37 PM
From: S. maltophilia  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2103
 
10. Good luck serving the subpoena

9. He can tie you up in motions for centuries

8. Wake up one morning to find you house and lawn covered with locusts

7. He'll cite the mitigating factor of abuse by the Romans to get the suit dropped.

6. He files for "change of venue"; Wants trial to take place in Ave Marie, Florida

5. Out-of-sight costs to have translators in court that can handle the "speaking in tongues" thing

4. Have to find a courthouse that has a lightening rod

3. Next time you go to confession, for a penance, priest tells you to drop the suit

2. Bury you in paperwork ... His witness list: Allah, Buddha, and a whole boatland of Greek, Egyptian, Chinese, and Tibetan Gods...

1. Will make the Book of Revelationlook like a kindergarten primer if He has to come down and take the stand
jtdgarlic.newsvine.com
(among other places)

And then there are those who need to be subpeonaed as witnesses for the trial:
stoptheaclu.com
- I'm not sure if for plaintiff or defendant



To: Terry Maloney who wrote (866)9/21/2007 2:13:50 PM
From: stan_hughes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2103
 
I sent that onto my son who's away at university (I had already sent him the original story) to which he just responded with the following:

"What a bunch of ass-clowns we have running the world"

Nuff said......