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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (109537)	10/10/2007 8:12:12 PM
From: Box-By-The-Riviera™	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 132070

there are many sects, of which i am of the bison eating sect. of beef, unless truely natural and free ranged, i cannot walk near its presence unless i pick up a challice of fire with my fore arms and carry it across rice paper to the wood fired popcorn popper. me... being a practical practician... i just fire up the jiffy in the micro and call it a day. pretty much the evelyn woods way to inner peace, tranquility and sudden need for popcorn.

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (109537)	10/11/2007 8:30:27 AM
From: Knighty Tin	Respond to of 132070

Twenty-first Century Prince Charming: This was recently in the Seattle Paper... The title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided t o stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor. "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..... "A pumpkin? ..... Shit...is it midnight already?"