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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (63021)	11/4/2007 3:56:34 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 90947

With no one to back her up but knowing she had goodness and kindness on her side, for a change, secret RWE agent Rudi, went to the enemies camp with the likes of such notorious thugs as Chris C, a known attacker who always had an army at his side and his four huge body guards surrounding him. She approached the enemies’ camp with icicles in her eyes, accepting the wisdom of the impending danger, she bravely stepped into the camp with her noble undertaking her only consideration. After all, her mission, which she had accepted, was to find an SI missing human being whose picks had not been posted on the football thread for six weeks. Our top secret agent, Rudi, entered the gates of the known enemy training ground, not knowing what lions she would face, and caring little. After all, her heart was pure and her assignment straightforward. She entered the forbidden territory slashing and burning the natives showing the natives that no mercy would be shown while looking for the long absent SI football picker. So with steady eyes, she approached quietly asking the first person she saw the horrifying question, “Has anyone seen Manny?” Hearing no, but agreeing to a peace treaty while they looked for Manny, she quietly left their hide out leaving nothing behind but her words. Finally after another week had passed, Manny turned up on SI. He had been sequestered far away no doubt with a moldy, smelly burlap bag tied securely over his head…or not! After all, he had been forced to lie in a beach chair soaking up the sun and drinking fruity drinks served by beautiful women. Knowing the victim of this horrible experience, Manny, was safe, our heroine returned to the secret hide out of the diplomatic stock picker to report the wonderful news that the missing SI football picker had returned. Much to her chagrin, she found she had been locked out of the “Magnificent one’s “inner circle. “ So proceeding on with mental unease and annoyance caused by failure to reach the Great Ones first line of defense, she was once again forced to return to the tent of the all knowing. Explaining with great exuberance but much humbleness that the sun worshiper had returned with only minor redness, she was asked why she couldn’t communicate this in private to their most all knowing leader. After pointing out that her passport had been revoked and could never be reinstated, one of the guru’s jesters asked why she would not let him talk to her, in a most usual misinterpreted form of communication, yet again. After a very tense ten minutes, the sharks attacked, and the High and Mighty, said leave the plebeians alone. They were told to disregard their scribbling, as he had done so bravely through the years. From here on the out the Most Important Person was attacked by warriors of the Smart Planet, however they were promptly removed by the powers that be, but the omnipotent’s reports were to be removed only if they did not favor his fiefdom. While counting his subjects and rejecting his adversaries, he could not help but beat his chest in gratification at his supreme entourage. With much saber rattling, Rudi was forced to leave under the cover of darkness, leaving the Chief counting his audience. Knowing the reality of what had occurred, she told the continent of genuineness that to go against a holy stock thread with a tiny coffee club crowd was futile, but she was not afraid and vowed to return if needed to find any of the faithful RWE missing or the football thread pickers…which ever came first. Never fear, the defenders of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, aka the RWE are here!