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To: Lucretius who wrote (350016)11/30/2007 5:53:58 PM
From: SiouxPal  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet
store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion he finally
bought a centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a
little white box to use for his house. He took the
box home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to
the bar for a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you
like to go to Frank's place with me and have a
beer?" But there was no answer from his new Pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the
bar and having a drink with me?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend
and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking
about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time. This time
putting his face up against the centipede's house
and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the
first time! I'm putting my freakin' shoes on!"