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To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (2180)1/27/2008 11:44:47 PM
From: Hope Praytochange  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3215
 

Hillary Sends Bill on Campaign Trip to Antarctica

January 27, 2008

Will Remain There Until Convention, Aides Confirm

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton has sent her husband, former President Bill Clinton, on a “special campaign trip” to Antarctica that could last “six or seven months,” Clinton aides confirmed today.

“From here on in, Bill is going to be our man in Antarctica,” said top Clinton strategist Mark Penn. “We have sent him down there with enough food and firewood to last until the Democratic convention this summer.”

The unexpected change in the former president’s itinerary happened just hours after Mrs. Clinton’s drubbing in the South Carolina primary, causing some party insiders to wonder if Mr. Clinton’s mission to Antarctica represented something of a demotion.

The decision to dispatch Mr. Clinton to the South Pole also raised eyebrows because the continent of Antarctica does not participate in the so-called “Super Tuesday” primaries on February 5 and sends no delegates to the Democratic National Convention.

Mr. Penn attempted to tamp down all such speculation, telling reporters, “This race isn’t about votes or delegates, it’s about land mass, frozen tundra and penguins.”

Mr. Clinton’s itinerary change comes on the heels of a controversial incident Saturday night in which he was discovered bound and gagged in the bathroom of Mrs. Clinton’s campaign plane, his hands tied by what appeared to be the jacket of a bright yellow pantsuit.

Speaking to reporters with a strip of duct tape still over his mouth, Mr. Clinton denied that he was being muzzled by the campaign, adding, “Mmmfff mghrmfff mmbrrfff.”

The Borowitz Report
To: longnshort who wrote (20692) 1/27/2008 6:51:25 PM
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To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (2180)2/4/2008 10:20:35 AM
From: PROLIFE  Respond to of 3215
 
Oh, but in the Lord, I AM equal to St. Paul. Id one cannot discern right from wrong then they are wearing blinders. Would you ride along in a car driven by a blind man with a death wish?

Anyone can say they place their faith in Jesus, but an apple tree will produce apples, not death in an abortion chamber. Obama represents satan as his father when he chooses the abortion mills over life.