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To: TimF who wrote (158158)1/24/2008 8:06:49 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 225578
 
Dave Barry is such a wit..he is the male version of Erma Bomback. They both write, or wrote about everyday American life only laughing at themselves.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck


My favorite

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.

Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles
your passage then tootle him with vigor.