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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (90680)2/26/2008 1:51:09 PM
From: Skywatcher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 93284
 
George W Bush Presidential Library
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now being built. You'll want to be one of the first to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.

The Library will include:
· The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
· The Alberto Gonzales Room, which is entirely devoted to fiction and memory loss.
· The Texas Air National Guard Room, which the President has no intention of ever visiting.
· The Global Warming Awareness Room, which is made entirely of glass and requires enormous amounts of power to keep it cool.
· The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
· The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
· The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
· The Iraq War Room - which there was absolutely no reason to build in the first place. Construction was unauthorized and lacked the proper permits. The plans were flawed, the materials used were inadequate and workers weren't properly compensated or cared for when injured on the job. According to one spokesman, the finishing touches may not be completed for another 100 years.
· The Dick Cheney Room, which is in an undisclosed location and comes complete with shooting gallery and an in-house EMT.
· Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
· There will be an entire floor devoted to a 1/4 scale model of the President's ego
· There will also be a display devoted to highlighting the President's accomplishments. (The museum will have an electron microscope to help you see them.)
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as they included pop-up versions of the Bible and that the library itself would be "bigger than my Daddy's, with more books and stuff."