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To: stan_hughes who wrote (1208)3/1/2008 8:16:18 AM
From: Giordano Bruno  Respond to of 2103
 
>>>"Not to brag, but having lost all shreds of self-worth, I'm in a position to actually turn down offers," said Pritchard, who recently rejected a bid from the Hare Krishnas. "I didn't spend a month scouring dumpsters for food to be offered nothing but an emancipation from suffering through the realization of one's true nature. Do I look like a sucker?"<<<

ROFLMAO!

>>> Christianity emerged as an early favorite to land Pritchard Tuesday, after confirming that it had offered him an eternity-length contract with a signing bonus of everlasting bliss.<<<

LOL, they really do offer a signing bonus.



To: stan_hughes who wrote (1208)3/1/2008 8:52:14 AM
From: Teddy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2103
 
lol. Stan, after reading just the headline and the first paragraph, i was 100% sure this was from The Onion.

Recently, NPR's 'This American Life' did a story on The Onion's writing process (click on 'Full Episode' to listen, it is Act One, 5 minutes into the show):
thislife.org

Actualy, the Prologue and Act Three are relivent to B-F BS.