"christians don't agree to murder unborn children"
correct.....to compensate they send their soldiers to other countries to murder innocent women and children and unborn children. False Christians (99% of those who call themselves such) love to presume on God's master plans as if they, not other people of other beliefs, have an inside connection or something but never own up to the FACT that millions have been murdered throughout history by this attitude, amen...onward "Christian Soldiers".
SMAK DEM CHRISTIANS DOWN
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Jesus died for our sins; ...... now let's get our money's worth.
Jesus walks into a hotel, puts three large nails down on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
So, after Pope John Paul, shouldn't the next one be Pope George Ringo?
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Conservative Satanic Agenda for Bush
Salutations and warm regards!
We at the Conservative Satanic Agenda (CSA) believe
that in these frightening and confusing times, it is
vitally important to put aside our individual
differences and SUPPORT OUR LEADERS. Now more than
ever, we need leaders in Washington who will stand
firm in defense of our national interests, both here
and abroad.
The Bush Administration has stood for America through
a horrifying crisis and potentially endless war, and
we as a nation must continue to support the strength
that our leaders have come to represent, so that we
may remain the most powerful nation on earth. We at
CSA are of the highest hope that you will consider the
timely importance of standing behind strong leadership
when going to the polls this fall.
Thank you for your consideration.
For more information on the CSA, see below.
The Nine Satanic Statements
By Anton Szandor LaVey
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
By bowing out of the Kyoto treaty and refusing to
discuss global climate change, President Bush has
insured that American industries will continue to
prosper.
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of
spiritual pipe dreams!
. Now more than ever, citizens of the modern world
require prosperity and growth to meet the challenges
of the coming era, and we believe that among
politicians, the Bush Administration is uniquely in
touch with this reality.
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of
hypocritical self-deceit!
We at CSA wholeheartedly endorse Defense Secretary
Donald Rumsfeld’s recent statements to the effect that
it’s not important whether the world approves of our
impending strikes against Iraq; it is only important
that we do what we know to be right.
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it,
instead of love wasted on ingrates!
The Bush Administration has consistently and
intelligently linked aid to third world countries to
development, and backed away from wasting resources on
dead-end welfare programs.
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the
other cheek!
We call your attention to The Administration’s
masterful retaliation against Al-Queda and their
sympathizers after 9/11.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible,
instead of concern for vampires!
Civilization as we know it runs on energy. It is very
important that our energy sources remain secure and
intact. President Bush lives with the burden of this
awesome responsibility every day.
7. Satan represents man as just another animal,
sometimes better, more often worse than those who walk
on all fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual
and intellectual development”, has become the most
vicious animal of all!
---- "These are the kind that go to a cave and send
youngsters to their suicidal death. That's the kind of
people we're fighting. But there's no cave deep enough
for America, or dark enough to hide." George W. Bush,
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, Aug. 29, 2002
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they
all lead to physical, mental, or emotional
gratification!
While it may not be politically expedient to discuss
what George W. did prior to becoming Governer of
Texas, we would like to simply say that this man most
certainly has our confidence.
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever
had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
CSA strongly supports President Bush’s faith-based
social programs.
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Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.
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TV Evangelists
While wasting time on my TV,
I got advice that’s just for me;
A method to ensure that I;
Would get to heaven when I die.
Such luck, said I, to find this out,
Before I suffered fear and doubt;
All that I’d need would be to send,
This guy a fifty buck stipend.
Make it a hundred, don’t be cheap,
And earn a place at Jesus’ feet.
He said, "five hundred can provide,
Your seat at God’s almighty side."
It seems the Lord needs company,
Since angels few of us will be;
Salvation’s kept for those alone,
Who throw evangelists a bone.
So Benny told me God’s agreed,
Trips heavenward are guaranteed,
If I but liquidate my home,
And pledge it via telephone.
I found it odd that God would need,
To satisfy our Benny’s greed;
So I decided I would pass,
And let old Benny kiss Hank’s Ass.
I much prefer the cooking shows,
To watching bible thumpers crow;
So pass the popcorn, chips and coke,
Daytime TV’s not bad, just broke!
K. Axel Brauch
2/28/03
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Here's MY Christian Church....yes I'm baptized
landoverbaptist.org
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And for all the good Bushtians out there, here are numerous games you can play...called Dressup Jesus
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I love this one...
jesusdressup.com
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Just in
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
December 7, 2005
WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God.
President Bush sits at his desk in the Oval Office, where he received messages from an intercom voice identifying itself as "God" and thought to have been Vice President Cheney (below).
President Bush sits at his desk in the Oval Office, where he received messages from an intercom voice identifying itself as "God" and thought to have been Vice President Cheney (below).
While journalists and presidential historians had long noted Bush's deep faith and Cheney's powerful influence in the White House, few had drawn a direct correlation between the two until Tuesday, when transcripts of meetings that took place in March and April of 2002 became available.
In a transcript of an intercom exchange recorded in March 2002, a voice positively identified as the vice president's identifies himself as "the Lord thy God" and promotes the invasion of Iraq, as well as the use of torture in prisoner interrogations.
A close examination of Bush's public statements and Secret Service time logs tracking the vice president reveals a consistent pattern, one which links Bush's belief that he had received word from God with Cheney's use of the White House's telephone-based intercom system.
Officials privately acknowledged that there is reason to believe that the vice president, as God, urged Bush to sign legislation benefiting oil companies in 2005.
"There's a lot of religious zeal in the West Wing," said a former White House staffer who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "It's possible that the vice president has taken advantage of that to fast-track certain administration objectives."
An ex-Treasury Department official and longtime friend of Cheney was asked to comment on the vice president's possible subterfuge. "I don't know. I certainly don't think it's something [Cheney] planned," he said. "I do know that Mr. Bush was unfamiliar with a phone-based intercom, and I suppose it is possible that Dick took advantage of that."
A highly placed NSA official who has reviewed the information released Tuesday said Cheney masked his clipped monotone, employing a deeper, booming voice.
Vice President Cheney
Said the NSA source: "It sounded as though the speaker, who identified himself as God, stood away from the intercom to create an echo effect."
On Capitol Hill, sources are expressing surprise that Cheney, a vice president with more influence than any other in U.S. history, would have resorted to such deception.
"The vice president has a lot of sway in this administration," said a former White House aide. "But perhaps when President Bush was particularly resolute and resistant to mortal persuasion, the vice president chose to quickly resolve disputes in his favor with a half-decent God impression."
For many, the revelation explains Bush's confusion in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
"I was very surprised by the president's slow response in New Orleans," political commentator Bill Kristol said. "The president told me that he was praying every day in his office, but had received no reply. I had no idea what he meant, but of course, it all makes sense now."
At the time of Katrina, Cheney was on a fly-fishing trip, from which he returned on Sept. 1.
According to highly placed White House sources, Bush's senior advisers are trying to shield the president from the news. Aides are concerned that too harsh an awakening might shake Bush's faith, which has been a central part of his life for nearly 20 years.
"It's hard to tell the leader of the free world that he has been the butt of an elaborate and long-term ruse," a former staffer said. "Maybe it would be easier to take if it came from Cheney's God voice."
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