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To: S. maltophilia who wrote (112364)3/20/2008 6:13:13 AM
From: Giordano Bruno  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 132070
 
New York Mayor Micheal Bloomberg today said "fuck it" and announced that he had an extramarital affair.

"Well, everybody else was either getting caught or coming clean, so I said what the hell, it's like a little party," said Bloomberg on the steps of City Hall.

Bloomberg was referring to an incident in January of 2007 when he "disappeared" for 3 days.

"Yeah, I was out drinking with Spitzer and Paterson and when they went to their ho's, I stayed behind at the bar," said Bloomberg. "I got really drunk and ended up starring in a donkey show down in Tijuana."

A donkey show is a tradition in Tijuana.

Multiple participants drink a bunch of tequila in a bullring with bulls running around. Most die but every once in a while a star is born, actually penetrated.

"I don't really remember much. I just wanted the weight off my shoulders," said Bloomberg.



To: S. maltophilia who wrote (112364)3/20/2008 10:04:56 AM
From: Knighty Tin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 132070
 
I never met him, but I didn't know anyone in wrestling who didn't like Hart. People forget how popular Bruiser Brodie was before he got murdered in the shower in Puerto Rico. Hart wasn't his manager then. And Abdullah the Butcher was also a major star and the only name in the article I have actually met. The guy was funnier than Hell, though a bit on the crude side.

I will body slam an old lady today in his memory. Perhaps Obama's grandma. <G>