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To: marcos who wrote (58066)4/1/2008 2:52:41 AM
From: Proud Deplorable  Respond to of 78417
 
"The insurance policy is redeemed if the insured person is abducted by aliens."

Well as you know I was abducted by aliens but they never gave me one red cent for the time lost from my business and friends. They did however assert that abducting me was legal in the constitution which was my first hint that they were not real aliens at all, even if they looked just like them




To: marcos who wrote (58066)4/1/2008 7:12:42 AM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 78417
 
Being an alien, I am really insulted that anyone from Terra would think we would stoop to stink up our mothercraft by doing anything as risky as hijacking a filthy, immoral, parasite riddled, disease wracked earthling. (We discovered that when we tried to take Earthlings on all expenses paid tours of our solar system, they tried to mate with our females.) We are simply here for the scenery and the view, and to breath high grade oxygen. (We burnt too many fossil fuels on our planet and ran out. If you know of any planets that could use 10^15 tons of CO2 let us know.) We certainly aren't here to learn about how to avoid war, mediate between different races or run an economy.