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To: Sully- who wrote (65339)	4/4/2008 4:20:38 PM
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RE: Too Many The Corner A reader writes in regarding Ted Turner's comments below about global warming induced cannibalism: <<< On a personal note, my husband and I were just delighted with our kids last night when they heard the Turner clips played on Fox News, started laughing, and immediately let the wisecracks fly. 12-year old Daughter: “So…which of us kids are you and Daddy going to eat first?” Daddy: “Depends who’s getting the best grades and doing the most chores at the time.” Daughter: “There won’t BE any grades because of the Failed State, silly!” 13-year old Son: “Anyway, I think the Father is supposed to sacrifice himself for his family…” 12-year old Daughter: “Yeah, that’s true. But we wouldn’t have to kill Daddy right away; we could just cut off one leg, then the other… We could probably keep him alive for a few extra weeks that way.” 13-year old Son: “What’s the point of dragging it out when all of Civilization will be in shambles anyway…?” >>> I don't suppose Emily Post has an entry on intrafamily cannibalism? We need to establish a protocol here fast, or else the coming eschaton might get really ugly. 04/03 05:07 PM corner.nationalreview.com