Those funny guys at BLS:
...But the new unemployment numbers came out, and right off the bat I see that the civil labor force went up by 173,000 and the number of employed went up by 360,000, but non-farm payrolls went down by 20,000 and goods producing payrolls went down by 110,000! Huh?
Of course, nobody is surprised that government employment went up by 9,000 employees to 22,385,000, which is up 224,000 over the last year.
In fact, there are now more people on government payrolls (22,385,000) than goods producing payrolls (21,618,000)! Hahaha! We are so freaking doomed! What makes it So Damned Funny (SDF) is that a conceited, self-absorbed nation like America, that boasts how smart we are, cannot possibly realize the utter, utter stupidity of this! Hahaha! And yet, here it is! Dare I repeat myself that we are freaking doomed? Sure! We're freaking doomed! Hahaha! ... Maybe this "recession" thing is why the Labor Department reported that the US lost another 20,000 jobs in April. In fact, the economy has shed 260,000 jobs since New Year's Day!
I admire the way that John Williams restrains himself from busting out laughing as he says in his review of the government's Payroll Survey that the "Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported a seasonally-adjusted jobs loss of 20,000 (loss of 28,000 net of revisions) +/- 129,000 for April 2008." Hahahaha! Plus or minus more than 600% of the estimate? Hahahaha!
I instantly see how I can use this to my advantage the next time my stupid boss calls me into her stupid little office to get "on my case" about something. Like yesterday, for example, I could have used this fascinating and powerful technique when she called me in to ask me about losing the stupid Lindsey contract, which was because old man Lindsey had a "Hillary Clinton for President" campaign bumper sticker on his car, and so I politely told him that he was "stupid, commie-rat Marxist pinko collectivist low-IQ trash", which he apparently took some exception to, and now it's suddenly important to know how many OTHER contracts we lost because of me merely giving people what they deserve.
My first thought, of course, was to politely say, "None of your business, you stupid old cow, so shut up!", but I realized it WAS her business, and, even worse, six other instances of this same thing instantly ran through my mind.
Today, now that it is too late to do me any good, I realize that I could have said, "How many others? None! Give or take six, which should be good enough for you because your own Leftist trash government says it is good enough when calculating employment!"
Saving this for another day, I now turn to the Birth/Death Model, which plays such a prominent role in the government's calculation of employment, and which showed a surprising gain of 267,000 jobs, which is the biggest increase in the last 12 months! Wow!
Before you go off shouting "The recession is over! They're hiring again!", the model showed that 45,000 jobs were added in construction, which makes me laugh my Big Fat Mogambo Butt (BFMB) off, but not laughing in merriment and joy, but a dark and scornful laugh of contempt, because this would be the most jobs created in the construction category in the entire last freaking year, which makes me laugh even harder and with more scorn! And LOTS more contempt!
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