What is the Democratic slogan? Do they have one?
My suggestions:
"I hate Republicans and every thing they stand for."
Howard Dean
"Bush is Hitler!"
MoveOn
Because you're too stupid to run your own life.
Anonymous (Barack Obama?)
"For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my country."
Michelle Obama
"God Damn America!"
Jeremiah Wright
Democrats, the No-Shame Party
Me (but dedicated to Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd, Barney Frank)
Peace, Unity, Gay Marriage
Retreat to Peace
Jackass: the Party
IMAO's commentors have some good ideas:
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Democrat Senator Slogan
Posted by Frank J. at 11:09 AM | 1 blog reaction | Comments (58)
The Democrats, taking heat from both the left-wing blogs and Osama bin Laden for not doing more to end the Iraq War, are in a bit of a bind right now. In an attempt to help themselves, the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee had a contest to come up with a catchy new bumper sticker slogan, but here's the winner:
"Sorry, W, I'm the decider."
So, in other words, their big new strategy for what they'll do in 2009 is "We hate booooosh!" Pretty lame. Plus, they're obviously not the decider considering that President Bush has minuscule approval ratings and the Democrats still have no power to leverage any accomplishments.
So what would be a better slogan for Democrat Senators? Here are some of my ideas:
* Impotence raised to an art form.
* Eventually we'll accomplish something.
* Wide stances.
* Since we call Harry Reid our leader, you should be happy we're not more of a failure.
* Now with less Jews.
* Total ass! (goes well with a picture of the Democratic donkey)
* Doing whatever the wiener kids on the internet tell us to.
What's you idea for a slogan for the Democrat Senators? Put it in the comments and the best one will win... High Praise!
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58 Responses To "Democrat Senator Slogan"
"Whatever it is, I'm against it."
-Groucho Marx
#1 - Posted by: Different on September 10, 2007 11:21 AM
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"Dems in '08: Because the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it."
"We do more to damage national security by 9am than most people do all day."
"Please stop calling us the Jackass party."
"Now with 10% more tinfoil."
#2 - Posted by: Rick on September 10, 2007 11:29 AM
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"Reid Strong"
"Army of Sixty-One, Please?"
#3 - Posted by: tomg on September 10, 2007 11:57 AM
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"Nothing says Yellow like Democrat Blue!"
"Dem's in '08: 'Cause cowards have rights to!"
"Save Bin Laden, Vote Democrat"
"Vote Democrat: Because we told you to, you brainless peon!"
"Democrats in '08: Because when America collapes, you'll need someone to tell you who to blame."
#4 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on September 10, 2007 11:58 AM
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* We make the UN look powerful
* We wrote the talking points for Osama, not the other way around.
* What with all the Granny Cleavage and hairspray, you have to admit we're pretty sexy!
#5 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on September 10, 2007 12:04 PM
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• The party of girly men and manly girls
• Bend Over Now or Bend Over Later…You be the Decider
• We Quit! (Unless there is one fetus left to be killed anywhere in the universe or if someone dares utter God’s name in public then we shall fight on forever!)
• Perverts Promoted To Leadership Positions
• Why yes I believe we CAN tax that!
• Soros Sissies
• Brokeback DLC
• Perverted Pricks for Progress
#6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 10, 2007 12:11 PM
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*Democrats in '08: Because Fred Thompson for president is only a utopian fantasy.
*All of Al Qaeda's talking points without any pressure to bravely martyr yourself for the cause.
*Dem's in '08... free haircut with every vote! ($400 dollar value, act now!)
*Vote Democrat or Hillary Rodham Clinton will EAT YOUR SOUL.
*Vote safe. Vote impotence.
*If you have to choose a party that supports Bush's illegal war, you should choose the party that will tell you it doesn't when giving public addresses.
#7 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on September 10, 2007 12:22 PM
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Democrats 2008
Mendacity is our middle name.
#8 - Posted by: Reverend Jim on September 10, 2007 12:24 PM
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Your democrat Senators at work:
* Picking up Al-Qaida's slack since 9/11.
* Because "Defeat" is not a four-letter word: but "Bush" is.
* Now with a more nuanced surrender platform.
* Al-Qaida can't stop our military, but we can.
* Wealth-redistribution, dead "choice" babies, and humiliating surrender: what's not to like?
#9 - Posted by: Devil_Dog on September 10, 2007 12:25 PM
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We can win, think Ho chi Mihn.
Defeat is our strategy.
No blood for VO 5 hot oil treatment.
Sticking it in your ass, So you don't have too.
Islamic America before Free Markets
#10 - Posted by: wsms on September 10, 2007 12:26 PM
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(with Apologies to supporters of Chthulu)
Democrats For Senate: Why keep voting for the lesser of the two evils.
#11 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on September 10, 2007 12:28 PM
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Democrats: Moving America Backwards
Vote for us or we'll send Michael Moore to your house!
Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
Democrats: Because you don't really need that money, do you now?
Democrats '08: Because you are all a bunch of ignorant bastards!
#12 - Posted by: dRoast on September 10, 2007 12:35 PM
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Democrats, now only 50% owned by China!
Vote Democrat, its what all the cool kids do.
Why not vote Democrat?
Democrats, because police states make life more interesting.
#13 - Posted by: AR on September 10, 2007 12:37 PM
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You don't need guns, the police will protect you, the hippies will feed you, and the gov't will tax you to death!
#14 - Posted by: glockman on September 10, 2007 12:37 PM
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Dems '08: The best representation money can buy
#15 - Posted by: Mad Insomniac on September 10, 2007 12:44 PM
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Vote Democrat, and we'll stand up to the Reagan administration before it's too late!
#16 - Posted by: Mark H on September 10, 2007 12:44 PM
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Democrats in '08: Our agenda is so compelling, there is no need to mention the evil George W Bush and his war against innocent, waifish brown children.
#17 - Posted by: badmartin on September 10, 2007 12:45 PM
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"No blood for oil... unless it's used to style hair."
"We know Bush isn't running for office, but maybe you don't."
"The Democrat Party: For/against the war whenever it's most convenient."
"A car in every driveway, a turkey in every oven, and $50,000 in every freezer."
"Under new management via the world wide web!"
"Offsetting carbon and sane people from mansions across the country."
#18 - Posted by: Matty G on September 10, 2007 12:47 PM
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Jooooooos and Christers are the real enemy.
Vote Democrat: experience the product of one giant ass.
Democrats are to Republicans as Ward Churchill is to Winston Churchill. And that's a good thing!
Democrats: we stand behind our ass!
#19 - Posted by: DenverGregg on September 10, 2007 12:48 PM
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We don't work.
Why should you?
#20 - Posted by: RJs on September 10, 2007 12:52 PM
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* Dem's '08: Because anything else is politically incorrect.
* Dem's '08: Working together to abolish bipartisanship.
#21 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2007 12:55 PM
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Democrats: putting the "we" in "weasels."
Democrats: Peace Through Defeat.
Democrats: If we can keep killers and klansmen in office, we must be doing something right.
#22 - Posted by: McBain on September 10, 2007 12:57 PM
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Viva el Democrats! Mi casa es su casa!
#23 - Posted by: Rox on September 10, 2007 12:58 PM
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"Vote Democrat, and we'll stand up to the Reagan administration before it's too late!"
lol winner!
#24 - Posted by: Algo2 on September 10, 2007 01:04 PM
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Democrats-Lowering the bar for peace.
Democrats-Our failures make you look better.
Democrats-We promise we'll get Bush out this time!
Democrats-We stand for nothing so you dont have to
Take one for the team!-Vote Democrat!
Democrats-Because less is more!
Democrats-Blue and yellow makes green. Which is very Eco-friendly!
Democrats-Made from 100% recycled material!
Democrats-Lose weight now! Ask me how!
#25 - Posted by: Fork on September 10, 2007 01:05 PM
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Vote Democrat:
One Party to rule them all, One Party to find them,
One Party to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of DC where the Liberals lie.
#26 - Posted by: Hazel on September 10, 2007 01:14 PM
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* Tehran, Damascus, and Hollywood all agree: Democrats in '08.
* We're still not Bush.
* We still hate America slightly less than the French.
* Democrats '08: We know that true strength lies in rapid surrender.
* Border enforcement is not progressive.
#27 - Posted by: Devil_Dog on September 10, 2007 01:16 PM
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Senate Democrats: with 13% approval, we can pretty much only get better!
#28 - Posted by: Gullyborg on September 10, 2007 01:29 PM
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???? ?????? ? ????? ????????!
(Your Taxes in Our Pockets)
#29 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 10, 2007 01:35 PM
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Dems-Because some things are more important than Freedom.
Dems- We'll find Waldo!
Dems- Why win, when you can redeploy.
Dems- We're good enough smart enough and doggone it people like us!
Dems- Better than a swift kick to the nards.
Dems- Yeah we'll get right on that.
Dems- Free Healthcare is better than Freedom!
Dems- One step forward two steps back!
#30 - Posted by: Fork on September 10, 2007 01:43 PM
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Dems08: Taking "taxation without representation" to a hoe...nuvver...levah
(mad TV spoof)
Dems08: You thought Haight/Asbery in '69 was insane...you ain't seen nuthin YET!
Dems08: Because thousands of congressmen's mistresses and gigilos are counting on your income.
Dems08: Because Hillary can't trust regular people to give their fair share
(try to explain away her comments all you want SNOPES, even the unquoted text says she's taking our money for the "good of all" and that she thinks that "human nature left to itself is going to push the limit as far as possible"
Nice outlook Hitlery, why don't you try looking in a mirror first, you judgemental byatch?
#31 - Posted by: shimauma on September 10, 2007 01:49 PM
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Sorry Freedom I'm the Decider.
Dems in 08
#32 - Posted by: Fork on September 10, 2007 01:56 PM
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Democrats '08
Cowards. Traitors. Fools.
#33 - Posted by: Puddin on September 10, 2007 02:12 PM
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Hating America so you don't have to.
Dems '08; Lunacy never tasted so good
We're pro choice; you don't get one
If you can read this, you're obviously democrat.
Nuance = we get all your stuff
#34 - Posted by: Lazlo on September 10, 2007 02:23 PM
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"Dems '08: We Welcome Our New Chinese Masters"
(preferably in Chinese)
#35 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 10, 2007 02:46 PM
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Democrats '08: Are you brave enough to stand up for cowardice?
Democrat '08: Giving away your country, one sanctuary city at a time.
Demcrats '08: Why stand up for yourself, when its easy to bend overfor us?
- Vote Democrat in '08 and receive a free prayer-rug and Compass for finding Mecca!
#36 - Posted by: G8r on September 10, 2007 02:48 PM
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"Dems '08: Committing the Treason Americans Aren't Willing to Commit"
#37 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 10, 2007 02:49 PM
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A person that goes by "DesertLover" over on Hot Air had a great one that just can't be beat:
D enial
E vasion
M isinformation
O bfuscation
C onfusion
R ejection
A rrogance
T ruculence
S tupidity
#38 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2007 02:54 PM
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The Americans with Disabilities Act requires you not to discriminate on the basis of retardation. Vote Dems in '08
#39 - Posted by: Mark D on September 10, 2007 02:58 PM
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Democrats - When you don't deserve the very best.
One more Democrat in Washington is one less Democrat in your neighborhood!
Democrats - Vote for us because we know you don't care...we don't care either!
#40 - Posted by: Emily Monkeyface on September 10, 2007 03:32 PM
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Democrats 08: Leave The Buggering To Us!
#41 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 10, 2007 03:32 PM
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Democrats - You say "Osama", we say "Obama". Same platform!
#42 - Posted by: TGWShark on September 10, 2007 03:44 PM
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kneel before Zod!
#43 - Posted by: ceann rua on September 10, 2007 04:42 PM
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Democrats: We ran away from Vietnam and we'll run away from this one! PEACE IN 08!
#44 - Posted by: Fiftycal on September 10, 2007 06:24 PM
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Victory is for losers!
#45 - Posted by: ZK on September 10, 2007 06:49 PM
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Democrats: We abort babies so they can't grow up to be terrorists
#46 - Posted by: Stephen on September 10, 2007 09:37 PM
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Except for school choice, retirement accounts, and health care, I'M THE DECIDER
#47 - Posted by: Stephen on September 10, 2007 09:41 PM
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The Democrat Party; looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong solutions.
with apologies to Groucho Marx
#48 - Posted by: DixieKraut on September 10, 2007 09:56 PM
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"The clock is ticking before Fred Thompson happens.
For the love of Science, Dems in '08"
#49 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on September 11, 2007 12:25 AM
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Somebody forgot to tell them Bush isn't running in 08.
#50 - Posted by: Scooter on September 11, 2007 12:47 AM
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Just wanted to point out that it is Democrat not Democratic. They are two very different things.
#51 - Posted by: Kat on September 11, 2007 01:18 AM
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"Vote Democrat: Because we told you to, you brainless peon!" -Raving Lunatic
thats the best one so far
#52 - Posted by: luminos on September 11, 2007 01:58 AM
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The Democrat Party smells like ass.
(Insert this cartoon.)
#53 - Posted by: hangthetraitor on September 11, 2007 02:30 AM
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Democrats '08: Socialism can be part of the democratic process, too.
Democrats '08: Who really needs freedom?
Democrats '08: You like the Queer Eye Guys, why not Edwards?
Democrats '08: Harry Reid is as low as we can get.
Democrats '08: Who said that we're losing perspective?
Democrats '08: Because your not doing anything with those "freedoms" anyway.
Democrats '08: Because you can't be trusted to make your own decisions.
Democrats '08: We all have to change our ways to make everything better, and by "we", we mean you.
#54 - Posted by: Vanguard1219 on September 11, 2007 08:36 AM
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Dem '08: Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory!
#55 - Posted by: Tim on September 11, 2007 03:09 PM
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Democrats '08: Vote for your betters, prole
Democrats '08: If you don't care about national defense, education, foreign policy, taxes, or family values, we've got your vote
Democrats '08: Don't you hate that Bush asshole? What a jerk!
Democrats '08: Still not technically allied with Osama Bin Laden
Democrats '08: Losing America's wars since 1975
Democrats '08: Almost as manly as Fred Thompson (and that's just Hillary)
Democrats '08: We may get everybody killed, but we'll make you feel like you deserve it
#56 - Posted by: James on September 11, 2007 03:45 PM
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Aborting our way to a majority, since 1973
Osama agrees with us, why don't you
We need your votes, not your money, because we get what money we need from the Chinese
Health care for those not killed in the next terrorist attack
#57 - Posted by: Patrick in Toms River on September 11, 2007 10:19 PM
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Demon-crats paving the way to Hell since 1792.
The Democratic Party conceived in slavery, baptized in intolerance and wedded to anarchy.
The Democratic Party, booze, broads and 'bama '08
Why go to Hell in a hand basket, use a hybrid- Go green, Dems '08
#58 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 12, 2007 10:00 AM |
