To: Road Walker who wrote (386077 ) 5/24/2008 4:16:15 PM From: tejek Respond to of 1577024 "As I understand it -- and I'm no political pundit -- but the way people explain it to me, is Hillary Clinton is still in the primary, and still contesting the race, and still winning delegates, but she has no chance of getting the nomination. That's like a team after the World Series is finished. They continue to show up at the stadium." --David Letterman "But anyway, the bad, the sad thing here is she's in debt. The Hillary Clinton campaign, $21 million in debt. Yup. That's right. And so now, when she gets that 3am phone call, it's a loan shark." --David Letterman "Hilary Clinton called David Archuleta immediately after the show and told him not to give up to stay in the competition no matter what." --Jimmy Kimmel, on David Cook winning on American Idol "On Sunday, Hillary Clinton attended a church service at a church, a Methodist church in Bowling Green. She just went to the church there. It just so happens the minister gave a 60-minute sermon on adultery. Yeah, she had to sit through a 60-minute sermon. And here's the really embarrassing part. Right after the minister finished, Bill stood up and gave a 20-minute rebuttal" --Jay Leno "Well, New York Daily News says that Barack Obama's biggest problem now is how to get rid of Hillary Clinton gently. To which Bill Clinton said, 'Hey, good luck with that! Tell me how that's going.'" --Jay Leno "And over the weekend, John McCain spoke about what he hopes to achieve by the end of his first term as president. McCain spoke about his vision, which he said was a little blurry and not good at night. ... McCain also said the war in Iraq will be over by the year 2013, which is also when I think Hillary is expected to pull out of the race." --Jay Leno Hillary Clinton still campaigning hard. In a speech this weekend that she just gave, Hillary Clinton said that John McCain 'couldn't be more out of touch.' Yeah, then Hillary said, 'Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to win the Democratic nomination.'" --Conan O'Brien McCain of course has the nomination sewed up. He's now auditioning candidates for vice president, and they're visiting at his home in Arizona. I believe it's called Casa Viagra. I believe it's called the Lazy Artery. I believe it's a ranch, I think it's the Double Hernia. No no, his home in Arizona -- the Rancho Prostato." --David Letterman "Hey, congratulations to David Cook, the American Idol. ... I believe he received an unbelievable 50 million votes ... which I think is a new record. ... In fact, he got so many votes, Hillary offered him the VP spot." --Jay Leno "Hillary Clinton had a campaign rally in Boca Raton, Florida, yesterday. Afterwards, 30% of the people said they liked Hillary's speech. The other 70% said, it was good to see Florence Henderson again." --Jay Leno "Barack Obama was endorsed by 90-year-old Senator Robert Byrd. 90 years old, yeah. Byrd said, 'Obama will make a great president, and if he doesn't, I won't be around anyway.'" --Conan O'Brien "Well, the Democratic primaries are almost over. Next month, one of the last Democratic primaries will be held in the state of Montana. ... Barack Obama was expected to win the support of Montana's black voters, but they both moved to Idaho." --Conan O'Brien