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To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (30756)6/13/2008 6:43:52 AM
From: Brumar89  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 224755
 
Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
Posted by Jon at 6/9/2008 3:09 PM and is filed under Jon,Politics,Humor

Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.

Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.

9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.

8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.

6. Doesn't want NARAL to find out that his mom was pro-life.

5. Religion listed as "Muslim. Er, I mean Christian, yeah, that's the ticket! Christian!"

4. "You show the reporters the birth certificate, then they want to see the baby pictures, and after oohing and aahing for an hour, you're inviting them to stay for dinner, and... look, I've got a lot of stuff I need to get done, okay?"

3. Instead of being born at Leahi-Kai or Maluhia hospital, his mom picked Kokua Kalihi, and that place is just so ghetto.

2. His real father? Little Richard.

1. Can't he just eat his waffle?

exurbanleague.com



To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (30756)6/13/2008 3:45:12 PM
From: DizzyG  Respond to of 224755
 
Wrong again, Kenneth...

It was just another lie from the McCain supporters. There never was any such tape.

This is from Time Magazine:

According to campaign officials, what finally launched Obama into a full rumor counteroffensive was a story that apparently first made a big splash on the Internet in late May in a post by pro-Hillary Clinton blogger Larry Johnson. Quoting "someone in touch with a senior Republican," Johnson claimed that there was a video of Michelle Obama "blasting 'whitey' during a rant at Jeremiah Wright's church." (Later versions of the rumor had Michelle's "rant" happening at a Rainbow/PUSH Coalition conference.) No such videotape has surfaced.
time.com

This came from a Hillary supporter. You are wrong again.

Diz-