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To: ms.smartest.person who wrote (3131)	6/30/2008 7:18:37 AM
From: kidl	Respond to of 3198

On a lighter note ... Jerry walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Jerry said: 'Shingles'. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Jerry what he had. Jerry said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Jerry to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Jerry what he had. Jerry said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Jerry a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Jerry to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Jerry sitting patiently in the nude and asked Jerry what he had. Jerry said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Jerry said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'