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To: Proud Deplorable who wrote (124776)7/22/2008 6:31:29 PM
From: E. Charters  Respond to of 313927
 
I hear they have a deal on new neuro muscles at Wal Mart. Hook yourself up and put it on auto. It will also trade the market for you with some attachments.

You can train a dog to look at charts and bark at different patterns. One bark for buy, two for sell. It takes about 3 weeks to train a Doberman to buy and sell and he generally outperforms the average trader as he has no prejudices about fundamentals. Money management takes about another week, with two doggie dishs and some coloured dog bones that he can move from in dish to the out dish. One advantage is dogs never bark on margin.

You have to keep him from watching the commercials as he tends to buy a lot of Alpo and Science Diet. You have to let him into the garden to chase birds as now and then as he gets stale.


Head Trader - Griffiths McBurney & Rover

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