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To: Maurice Winn who wrote (9014)7/29/2008 2:32:33 AM
From: 49thMIMOMander  Respond to of 12231
 
100% of me grab my cellphone with my right hand and then position it, press it firmly against (towards) my left ear..

It leaves my righthanded hand totally free to do more grabbing.

I must have got this bad, probably non-Victorian dirty habit while reading, grabbing that 1911 thing??

Luckily, in a system with proportional respresentation, we have little parties for handheld guys like me.

Even more luckily, us little ones, we never get to happily swing a tight 49-49% balance, because we have a 30% center party.

How are things improving in testicle-land, are you getting close to it, smack in the center-middle??

PS My left ear is slightly more flatter than my right ear..



To: Maurice Winn who wrote (9014)7/29/2008 3:17:02 AM
From: 49thMIMOMander  Respond to of 12231
 
"fill a head with popcorn then put a strong microwave source tuned perfectly"

I used to warm my cup of tea, coffe with a (GSM) radiolink, 40W, although the older ones (120W) were faster.

I never rubbed my testicles against, around them.

However, when we needed a good cooked sausage (finnish: makkara) we used a more powerful source of energy, we just plugged in some 220Volt plugs in both ends.. (of the sausage)

PS That same system has been used with finnish horses and bulls for many, many successful and happy horse- and bull-generations.

THe latest patent was mostly on how to then collect the sperm in three different standardized classes.
The first, in one cup, the middle-center, in the middle cup, and then the last lousy conservative drops, in their own cup..

the rightmost was usually of really bad quality, really unreliable, just as the last drops, their free (but not gratis) market price was barely a fifth of the middle one.

Bundling all thse services, operators and products were strictly prohibited..

Well, there was one patent which was more about how to make the well stimulated horse or bull more friendly towards the simulated cow, or mare..

The stallions and bulls can become unexpectedly violent when they really get going, that most valuable patent was actually mostly on additional gadgets which ensured those expensive, valuable stallions and bulls did not hurt themselves, when they really got going.

PPS I understood most ones in Texas, both bulls and stallions, were then quickly hooked to these finnish patented things, mostly because of guarantees against self-inflicted wounds..

Obviously, that did not include the Bush-brothers..

PPPS Have you ever thought about how all those indians and their horses kind of go suddenly dead, drop to the ground,exactly at the right spot and moment, in all those Los Lollywood movies??

Note, they did not wear GSM phones, but something made by Motorola..