To: Ann Corrigan who wrote (37206 ) 7/31/2008 6:12:22 PM From: ManyMoose Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 224919 Well, one more for the Gipper. Or something. More evidence of the MTO. Sorry Charlie. Most Obama supporters are too young to remember the MTO. youtube.com These are the times that try men's souls. In the course of our nation's history, the people of Boston have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen. The MTO is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population. Citizens, hear me out! This could happen to you! (Eight bar guitar, banjo introduction) Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charley on a tragic and fateful low. He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family, went to vote for the MTO Chorus: Well, did he ever return? No, he never returned and his fate is still unknown. (What a pity! Poor ole Charlie. Shame and scandal. He may ride forever. Just like Paul Revere.) He may ride forever in the liberal limbo, He's the man who never returned. Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square Station and he changed for Jamaica Plain. When he got there the MTO told him, "One more nickel." Charlie couldn't get off of that train. (Chorus) Now, all night long Charlie rides through the station, crying, "What will become of me?!! How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea or my cousin in Roxbury?" (Chorus) Charlie's wife goes down to the Sculley Square Station every day at quarter past two, And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich as the train comes rumblin' through. (Chorus) Now, you citizens of America, don't you think it's a scandal how the people have to pay and pay? Fight the fare increase! Vote for John McCain! Get poor Charlie off the MTO (Chorus) He's the man who never returned. He's the man who never returned. Ain't you Charlie?