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Politics : John McCain for President -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: KLP who wrote (2258)	8/3/2008 3:18:28 PM
From: puborectalis	Respond to of 6579

It's called leadership.

To: KLP who wrote (2258)	8/3/2008 3:25:56 PM
From: Skywatcher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6579

Republican-to-English Dictionary In case you've been having trouble recently in deciphering speeches and news reports: alternative energy sources /n./ New locations to drill for gas and oil. bankruptcy /n./ A means of escaping debt available to corporations but not to poor people. "burning bush" /n./ A biblical allusion to the response of the President of the United States, when asked a question by a journalist who has not been paid to inquire about non-issues. Cheney, Dick /n./ The greater of two evils. class warfare /n./ Any attempt to raise the minimum wage. climate change /n./ Progress toward the blessed day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans. compassionate conservatism /n./ Poignant concern for the very wealthy. creation science /n./ Pseudo-science that claims George W. Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental. DeLay, Tom /n./ Past tense of De Lie. extraordinary rendition /n./ Outsourcing torture. faith /n./ The belief that the Beatitudes (statements made by JC) include "Blessed are the rich" and "Blessed are the warmakers." free markets /n./ Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense. girly-men /n./ Males who neglect opportunities to grope unwilling women. God /n./ Senior presidential adviser. growth /n./ 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What happens to the national debt when policy is made according to Definition 1. healthy forest /n./ No tree left behind. honesty /n./ Lies told in simple declarative sentences (e.g., "Freedom is on the march."). House of Representatives /n./ Exclusive club; entry fee: $1 million to $5 million (See: Senate). insanity /n./ See: staying the course. laziness /n./ When the poor are not working. leisure time /n./ When the wealthy are not working. liberal(s) /n./ Followers of the Antichrist. No Child Left Behind /riff./. There are always jobs in the military. ownership society /n./ 1. A civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth. 2. A political system in which all power is in the hands of the owners. Patriot Act /n./ 1. Pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent the terrorists from destroying them first. 2. The elimination of one of the reasons why they hate us. pro-life /adj./ Valuing human life up until birth. Senate /n./ Exclusive club; entry fee: $10 million to $30 million. simplify /v./ To cut the taxes of Republican donors. staying the course /interj./slang./ Continuing to perform the same actions and expecting different results (See: insanity). stuff happens /interj./slang./ I don't have to live in Baghdad. voter fraud /n./ A significant minority turnout. woman /n./ 1. Person who can be trusted to raise a child but can't be trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have a child. 2. Person who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by men with whom she wouldn't want to have sex in the first place.