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To: koan who wrote (82767)8/6/2008 2:15:44 PM
From: John Metcalf  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 116555
 
Lewis Carroll? Chortle frabjusly, frumptiously! Callooh, Callay!

Jabberstocky

‘Twas brillig and the snarky tubes
Dire and dissembling in our homes
Outgrabed whimsy to the rubes
In calculated Bartiromes.

Beware the Jabberstock my friend
The Cramish claws, the jaws so furious
Urging dumptious buying till the end-
And there you lie, in state penurious.

The fallen stock, discounted bond
The dropping price of wheat for bread
Mutual funds that did abscond
Their Bollingers far overhead!

The Jabberstock, a Bloombird clone,
Blue in tulgey T and A
Shouts into its microphone
And carts your beamish wealth away.