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To: Brumar89 who wrote (411495)8/29/2008 2:10:45 PM
From: d[-_-]b  Respond to of 1576322
 
Now that depends on the definition of "Is".

uncyclopedia.org

Redefining the Word "Is"
One of Clinton's most groundbreaking reforms of American life was his redefining one of the most commonly used words. Is, which had previously meant is, now meant is not. This change in definition is largely believed to have saved Bill Clinton from being removed from office during his impeachment. It also showed he had balls the size of Texas and an understanding of the English language comparable to Hillary's size-gentle strap-on.

American Heritage, Webster's, and other dictionaries have since changed the definition of the word is:

Is. v.; fr L.L. 3rd-pers. sing. of estes (to be), is not!. English: Is not. "I is not having sexual relations with that virgin."

Government funding assisted this editorial project, which for a time turned the world topsy-turvy. No meant Yes. Yes meant No. And getting to first base caused the impregnation of many a virgin, which during the controversy meant, slut-bag whore. Because of the redefinition, Madonna regained her virginity and then spoke out on Clinton's behalf.