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To: Uncle Frank who wrote (2037)9/25/2008 12:47:22 PM
From: LindyBill  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 17982
 
Do you know of any openings?

Just follow Harvey Weinstein around until he drops dead. Then clean up the big grease spot he leaves and take over. Ugliest guy in Hollywood, bar none. Gotta be a "stage 3 obese," at least.

I am finally faced with the need to get slender. Down 12 lbs in six weeks, 38 more to go to get to a 25BMI. Discovering Arterial plaque forced it if I wanted a long old age.



To: Uncle Frank who wrote (2037)9/27/2008 2:15:13 PM
From: LindyBill  Respond to of 17982
 
'Dancing With the Stars' Still Strong on Night Two
Rash Report: 'Knight Rider,' Other New Shows Have Challenging Debuts
By John Rash

Published: September 25, 2008
MINNEAPOLIS (AdAge.com) -- The fall season officially started Monday, so it's too soon for reruns. But at least during premiere week, patterns started repeating that bode well for returning favorites and create challenges for new shows.

ABC's "Dancing with the Stars," for instance, continued tripping the light fantastic while tripping up rival networks. Night two of the results show delivered a 3.6/10 rating and share in the ad-centric adults 18-to-49 demographic, winning the 8 p.m. EST hour over established entities such as Fox's "Bones" (3.1/9, off 6% from its average) and the CW's "America's Next Top Model," which matched its season average of a 2.1/6.

But during "Dancing's" timeslot, new shows were more like wallflowers. NBC's series premiere (at least this decade) of "Knight Rider" stalled at a 2.5/7, half the score of last February's TV movie that convinced the network to bring the show back. Just slightly lower-rated was the series premiere of "Gary Unmarried," which hitched up a 2.4/7. This was far from a promising premiere, but was up 14% from lead-in "The New Adventures of Old Christine" (2.1/6), which indicates viewer curiosity.

Things got a lot better for CBS in the next two hours, as cop capers "Criminal Minds" and "CSI: NY" had their fall premieres and won their timeslots, giving CBS an overall win with a 3.6/10. "Criminal Minds" (4.7/12) was up 34% and "CSI" (4.0/11) jumped 14% from last September, a significant achievement for shows in their fourth and fifth seasons.

No magic for Blaine
Both shows -- and CBS -- were helped, however, by uncompetitive counter-programming. For the third straight night the "Dance" floor cleared out for ABC, as lead-out "David Blaine: Dive of Death" only mesmerized a 2.6/7. This repeated the pattern of Monday and Tuesday, when "Boston Legal" and "Opportunity Knocks" lost at least half of the show's dance partners. Accordingly, ABC ended up in second place with a 2.9/8 for the night.

Still, "Dive of Death" beat "'Til Death," the Fox sitcom struggling to keep half of "Bones'" lead-in. "'Til Death" was down a quarter from its premiere two weeks ago to a 1.4/4, and lead-out "Do not Disturb" delivered a 1.3/3, a 32% drop from its debut. The poor performance of the comedy combination resulted in Fox finishing fourth with an overall 2.2/6.

NBC was third with a 2.5/7, as "America's Got Talent" (2.7/7) was at 93% of its season average. Lead-out "Lipstick Jungle" then delivered a 2.4/6, 14% lower than its first showing last February.

And after the lipstick, makeup and fashions of "Top Model," "90210," the only actual rerun on this night of repeating patterns, fell to a 1.1/3, giving the CW a fifth-place finish with a 1.6/4.

The only telecast not rated, of course, was President Bush's address to the nation on the financial crisis. But regardless of the ratings, let's hope -- for his sake and ours -- he doesn't have to repeat the scary scenario spelled out Wednesday to a wary, and weary, country.
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Dancing with the Stars 7: Best and Worst of the Premiere
Friday, September 26, 2008
Yahoo! Buzz
Julianne Hough and Cody LinleyDancing with the Stars kept us entertained with five hours of programming this week. ABC keeps trying to make drama about the show, pointing out the father-son, brother-sister, youngest-oldest rivalries, but I'm really just interested in the dancing, personally. Good thing, then, that we were veritably saturated in ballroom dance this week, and for the most part, it was very entertaining.

I've had a few days to mull over the three-night premiere, and I have come up with a list of bests and worsts of the week.

Best Performance – Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer's cha cha cha

I think the fact that Lance and Lacey were not at the top of the standings is a complete travesty. No disrespect to Brooke Burke and Derek Hough – because they really surprised me with two fabulous performances – but I thought that Lance and Lacey's cha cha from Monday was the best performance of the night. That performance garnered two 8s from the judges, but it's just because Len Goodman is an old fuddy-duddy that they didn't score higher. I'm not usually one to consider conspiracy theories, but I think that the judges might be purposely scoring them lower so that we don't have a repeat of Kristi Yamaguchi's runaway train from last season. Lacey brings a fresh outlook to her choreography, and I find them both insanely fun to watch.

Worst Performance – Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska's cha cha cha

Jeff must have been having a hard time, having suffered an eye injury earlier in the day. But no explanation can excuse the hot mess that we witnessed on the first night of competition. He didn't complete any of his motions, and had a confused look on his face the entire routine. He was the definition of awkwardness, poor guy. At least, he improved somewhat when he and Edyta got to perform their prepared quickstep the following night.

Best Improvement – Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff

Before the season started, I predicted that Rocco wouldn't be a great dancer at all. I predicted that even Karina's skill as a teacher and choreographer wouldn't be enough to make this man graceful. Well, I think I was proven wrong after their second performance. These two improved the same amount in terms of points as Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani did, but I think Rocco's improvement was more impressive. He really shined in his mambo. Well done, sir!

Worst Costume – Warren Sapp and Inna Brayer

This one's a tie between Warren Sapp and Inna Brayer. Curiously, they are both dressed in purple. I realize Warren is a big guy who has difficulty in finding wearable clothing in his size, but you'd think that the Dancing with the Stars costume department could whip up something for him that doesn't make him look like Grimace.

And Inna, Inna, Inna. What's up with the drapery of purple, open to reveal her Princess Leia. It's just bizarre.

Best Worst Dancer – Cloris Leachman

I think if Jeffrey Ross and Cloris Leachman were to go head-to-head in a dance competition that is purely based on technique, even then Cloris would lose. She might be the absolute worst performer ever to have appeared on Dancing with the Stars in the shows seven-season history. She is that bad. I bet even the clumsiest of all of us could have danced the mambo better than she did on Tuesday night. However, Cloris is also probably the most redonkulously entertaining stars the show has ever had. She is absolutely unapologetic in being crass, making off-color jokes and sexual innuendos, and then, in the next breath, she says things like "mean and not nice," just like an innocent old lady would. Cloris is one helluva funny old broad who really doesn't give a hoot about what comes flying out of her dirty, dirty mouth. I don't think she should stay on in the competition for too much longer, but I'm so glad that she has made it through the first week.

Worst Musical Choice – "Baby Got Back" for Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas' mambo

Look, I'm as much of a fan of a big booty as the next person. I'm not uptight about "Baby Got Back" and its single entendres at all. In fact, I really like the song in that nostalgic-for the-early-'90s kind of way. (I also absolutely love Jonathan Coulton's cover of the song. Y'all should check it out here. And then, while you're at it, you should listen to his two masterworks, "Code Monkey" and "Re: Your Brains.") I think if Kim and Mark had the skills to pull off an amazing mambo, then the song choice would have merely been cocky and amusing. As it were, however, Kim danced it poorly, and it ended up just looking kind of sad.

buddytv.com



To: Uncle Frank who wrote (2037)9/29/2008 6:41:20 AM
From: LindyBill  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 17982
 
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN
Steyn\'s Song of the Week
Monday, 29 September 2008

Song of the Week #102
by Arthur Johnston and Johnny Burke

Johnny Burke was dubbed by his fellow lyricist Sammy Cahn "the Irish poet", and like many Irish poets he enjoyed a tipple. It ended his career, and eventually his life, a couple of decades ahead of his principal collaborators and equally prodigious drinkers, Jimmy Van Heusen and Bing Crosby. But in the twenty or so years he was at his peak, Burke produced a catalogue of songs that puts him in the very top tier of lyric-writers. He was born one hundred years ago this week - October 3rd 1908, in Antioch, California - and hit his stride around his 30th birthday, writing classic ballads, rhythm numbers, comedy novelties ...and the all-time greatest animal song:

But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig.
The title of that Crosby hit from 1944 catches the Johnny Burke style: To modify Oscar Wilde, a lot of drunks are lying in the gutter, but few of them are swinging on a star. Burke dealt in a lot of conventional Tin Pan Alley imagery - the stars, the moon, the heavens - but the celestial stuff was lightly worn:

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Come again? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? That's one of those potentially perilous images that few writers could pull off. Years and years ago, I wrote a little comedy sketch featuring a fey hippy chick called Carrie Moonbeams, and the actress playing her said, "Wow, what a great name! Where'd you come up with that?" "Oh, you'll figure it out," I said - and sure enough, a few other folks have found inspiration in Johnny Burke's lyric over the years. It's one of those goofily memorable phrases (like "reindeer games" in "Rudolph") that only a popular song can embed in the language. Burke's words swung among the stars but without ever losing their footing. Take "Moonlight Becomes You":

You're all dressed up to go dreaming
Don't tell me I'm wrong
And what a night to go dreaming
Mind if I tag along?

The casual conversational throwaway - "Mind if I tag along?" - is just lovely set against the lush flow of the melody.

Burke grew up in Chicago, played piano in the orchestra at college, and then joined the Irving Berlin Company as a song plugger. He was teamed with an up-and-coming composer called Harold Spina and in the early Thirties they wrote, among other things, some wonderful novelty songs for Fats Waller - "You're Not The Only Oyster In The Stew" and "My Very Good Friend, The Milkman". Then Hollywood called, and Burke hooked up with Jimmy Monaco to write songs for Bing Crosby's pictures: "Pocketful Of Dreams", "An Apple For The Teacher", and a number whose title is the very definition of Bing's deceptively careless ease, "That Sly Old Gentleman From Featherbed Lane".

Burke had original ideas and unusual imagery, but he hadn't yet found his voice for love ballads. That came in 1939, courtesy of the bass player for Bing's brother, bandleader Bob Crosby. Bob Haggart had written a tune for the band's trumpeter Billy Butterfield to blow the hell out of, and it went down so well that it occurred to Bob Crosby he might have another "And The Angels Sing" on his hands. That's to say, Ziggy Elman, Benny Goodman's trumpeter, had written a nifty tune, and Johnny Mercer had put words to it, and "The Angels Sing" had cleaned up on the hit parade. So Crosby took the little instrumental, which Haggart called "I'm Free", over to Mercer, and asked him to write a lyric. Mercer worked on it for two months but couldn't get beyond:

I'm free
Free as a bird in a tree…
Etc. So Bob Crosby then gave the tune to Johnny Burke, and with it a great piece of advice: Keep it conversational - "something like 'What's new?', 'How's things?', that kind of thing". Burke knew enough not to look a gift horse in the mouth:

What's New?
How is the world treating you?
You haven't changed a bit...
It's an instantly familiar situation: Two old lovers running into each other on the street, and making small talk. We hear only one end of the conversation, that of the party for whom the small talk isn't small at all:

What's New?
Probably I'm boring you...
Probably. And then as the melody plunges down to the last line:

Of course you couldn't know
I haven't changed
I still love you so.
"What's New?" served Bob Crosby's purposes, and closed the deal with brother Bing. Johnny Burke was now house lyricist for the world's most popular singer. On the second of Bing and Bob Hope's Road pictures, Burke was paired with a new composer and began the most important partnership of his career. Jimmy Van Heusen had started out in life as Chester Babcock until one day, working on the radio in Syracuse, New York, he was told by the station manager he needed a better name on-air, and looked out the window to see a shirt manufacturer's truck parked outside. So "Jimmy Van Heusen" became a Hollywood composer, and "Chester Babcock" was affectionately kept on as the name of Bob Hope's character in the Road movies. It didn't really matter what either Van Heusen or Burke was called: Once they formed their partnership, they were a two-headed creature called Burke-&-Van-Heusen that wrote as one and drank enough for ten. "Every man wants to be Sinatra," Sammy Cahn once said. "Except Sinatra. He wants to be Van Heusen." The composer liked booze and broads, and, if the latter interfered with the former, he moved on. The day Van Heusen died I spoke to Cahn about him, and had a hard time getting Sammy to see beyond the awesome number of notches on Jimmy's bedpost to focus on the music. A composer who apparently never needed any enduring love of his own wrote some of the most enduring love songs for everybody else, and Burke provided him with lyrics that are modest, and rueful, and touching, and whose understatement makes the tune perfectly bewitching. "But Beautiful" is one of the greatest:

Beautiful
To take a chance
And if you fall, you fall
And I'm thinking
I wouldn't mind at all…
Or:

Have you ever felt a gentle touch
And then a kiss
And then and then
Find it's only your Imagination again?
Oh, well…

That "and then and then" is very nice. As Burke wrote:

Hide your heart from sight
Lock your dreams at night
It Could Happen To You…
In the Forties, it happened to Crosby and Burke and Van Heusen with effortless ease: "It's Always You", "Like Someone In Love", "Polka Dots And Moonbeams"... "Comes Love" is all imagery and a strong central idea:

Comes a heatwave you can hurry to the shore
Comes a summons you can hide behind the door
Comes Love
Nothing can be done...
Burke wrote 25 film scores for Crosby and gave him six number ones. But come the booze, nothing could be done, and when Bing and Jimmy Van Heusen reckon you're drinking too much, that's the gold medal in the liquid Olympics. Crosby told Burke to quit boozing or else, and Sammy Cahn said to me that, around the same time, Sinatra had determined to bring him and Van Heusen together. One day, at Frank's behest, Sammy was round at Jimmy's pad, getting to know him, kicking around some ideas. "Suddenly the doorbell rang," said Cahn, "and Johnny Burke came in. For a lyric writer that's like being caught with somebody else's wife." There was one last Burke & Van Heusen ballad, the best of all, written for a Broadway flop called Carnival In Flanders. Why would anyone write a show called Carnival In Flanders and not expect it to flop? Title-wise, it's up there with Springtime For Hitler. But among the rubble was Van Heusen's all-time favorite song, with a wonderfully tentative opening from Burke:

Maybe
I should have saved those leftover dreams
Funny
But Here's That Rainy Day...

Did Johnny Burke have leftover dreams? After a final hit - the words to Erroll Garner's tune "Misty" - the last ten years weren't so much a rainy day as one long drought, ending with his death at 55 in 1964. Meanwhile, Van Heusen and his new partner Cahn became the signature songwriters for the reborn ring-a-ding-ding swingin' Sinatra: "Come Fly With Me", "All The Way", "The Tender Trap"... In his book The House That George Built, Wilfrid Sheed writes that Kathryn Crosby mentions a letter Frank wrote to Bing shortly before his death, expressing concern over Jimmy's drinking. "I know," she said with a smile, "I know." As Sheed puts it, "Any one of them could have written the note about any of the others." But by then the fourth hard-drinking musketeer, Johnny Burke, was a long time in his grave.

At his best he was up there with the very top of the top tier. But, if I had to pick a song to toast him with on this centenary, I'd go for his first real hit for Crosby, the title tune of a long forgotten picture from 1936. Arthur Johnston, a musical stenographer for Irving Berlin, wrote the melody, and Burke came up with a marvelously simple lyrical idea. Another "Rainy Day", but this time a cause for celebration:

Every time it rains, it rains
Pennies From Heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains
Pennies From Heaven?

Regis sings it on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?", presumably because they couldn't get the rights to the Cole Porter song. But, in fact, there's something quintessentially American in finding sunshine in the rain. Who needs a silver lining when the good luck's all in the precipitation?

You'll find your fortune falling
All over town
Be sure that your umbrella
Is upside down...
In the Seventies, the British TV playwright Dennis Potter used the song as the title for a BBC drama set in the Thirties. Characters were wont to break into song - or, rather, into mime, mouthing along with hits of the period: "Pennies From Heaven", "Roll Along, Prairie Moon", "The Glory Of Love", usually in insipid versions by mediocre British dance bands. The idea was to contrast the illusions of the songs with grubby reality, and it proved such a goldmine for Potter he flogged the gimmick unto his death in the Nineties. Those Brit telly critics who hailed him as a genius used to refer airily to "Dennis Potter's Pennies From Heaven", a formulation which always irked me. After all, he'd never have been able to mock it in his own writing (he referred to the Tin Pan Alley songs that had so enriched him as "vomit") if Johnston and Burke hadn't written it for real in the first place. And to me that's the greater achievement. Popular song is a miniature art form but one that, at its best, reaches the heights - a penny soaring into heaven, swinging on a star:

So when you hear it thunder
Don't run under
A tree
There'll be Pennies From Heaven
For you and me.

steynonline.com