To: Janice Shell who wrote (3995 ) 10/21/1997 11:17:00 PM From: Rambi Read Replies (2) | Respond to
Good evening Janice!can help you, as I help so many through my writing, although I don't know why I would, as I really don't particularly like people and I certainly would never have you, or anyone, to dinner, including my family. I have spent a great deal of time practicing the art of wishing you and everyone else here dead, as instructed, because I am truly fond of you all-so much so that I have killed you and Alexa three times a night every night without fail and in increasingly violent and bloody ways. Tonight I will spend more time destroying Thomas slowly because he has accused me of kittenkilling, and I feel I need to defend myself. Unfortunately, I have no memory of what happened to that kitten and wonder if maybe...but no, surely not. Nonetheless, I resent his implications and so am going to imagine him in a plane from an inferior airline as it falls out of the sky with him being sucked out of the gaping hole in the side. As you can tell, I am very fond of Thomas.
