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To: benwood who wrote (41961)10/30/2008 12:45:13 AM
From: TobagoJack3 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 217786
 
just in in-tray

A man went to his bank manager and said: 'I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?'
'Simple,' said the bank manager. 'Buy a big one and wait

A masked man holds up a bank cashier with a gun.
The masked man says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other..."

What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
In a few weeks, nothing.

George Bush was asked today "What does he think of the Credit Crunch?"
He replied: "It's my favorite Candy Bar.

"I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I don't know if that meant them or me.

Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

The new acronyms for Emerging Markets: it used to be all about Brazil, Russia, India and China or BRIC.
Now it's Pakistan, Hungary, Ukraine and Korea or PHUK. Add in Iceland and Thailand and PHUK IT.

You know it's a credit crunch when...
" There's a 'buy one, get one free' offer on banks." and the FDIC offers a 25 per cent discount for cash-payers.
Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than US dollars