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To: mph who wrote (68079)11/5/2008 8:18:41 PM
From: Sully-3 Recommendations  Respond to of 90947
 
Dear Obama Claus,

          


Congratulations on your historic victory!

Looking over your campaign promises, I have a few questions for you.

Will I have to wait until you're inaugurated before I begin to receive my free money?

Will I receive weekly or monthly checks?

Regarding the bailout plan; Unfortunately my wife & I have always been personally responsible with all of our debt. But now it makes more sense to become just like the tiny minority who've been irresponsible. We plan on buying a much larger house & not making a single payment so you can bail us out too. Your answer to my question will help us plan accordingly.

Will you pay off our loan completely or will you only make our monthly payments until the bail out funds are exhausted?

To save even more money we plan on dropping our health insurance. That way you can give us free health care similar to the benefits Congress gets just like you promised to give the uninsured.

So, my health care question is this; Will I be able to have my own personal masseuse?

Thank you in advance for your truthful replies.

God bless us every one!

Tiny Tim