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To: Rambi who wrote (94690)	11/7/2008 7:46:17 PM
From: epicure	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 541376

ROFL Me TOO me TOO Bestiality? Has anyone tried to legalize that? I'd like to see the language of THAT amendment.

To: Rambi who wrote (94690)	11/7/2008 8:33:25 PM
From: epicure	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 541376

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