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To: bob who wrote (581)10/22/1997 4:09:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4295
 
bob: Hey, thanks for the offer to ride in the Viper. I'd love it! I've been told that the vibrations you feel in a muscle car like that can put you to sleep in seconds. Just what I've been looking for.

Thanks for letting me know about the credit card. I was pretty sure it hadn't been lost. I still don't know exactly where it is, but at least I can quit worrying that the headquarter's alarm security code is written on the back. None of our loyal executives would abuse that.

Uh ... if we're going to visit Janice to admire her jewelry, may I suggest we take a different vehicle? The Viper is going to have a tough time skimming the surface of the Atlantic Ocean while we're enroute to Italy. One of the reasons I chose Skruem and Leevum as our underwriters is that they are based in Italy. You know ... out of touch of any regulatory agencies? So, unless that Viper can go real fast, we'd better fly. Better yet ... are you interested in a cruise?

I'm a little concerned about your closing question ... "Where do I work?". I would have felt much better if you had said, "Where is my office", or "When's lunch?". Asking where you work is tantamount to saying you actually DO work. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

TED (Chief Promise-Maker for FBN)