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To: one_less who wrote (439823)	12/11/2008 8:06:59 PM
From: tejek	Respond to of 1575608

lol

To: one_less who wrote (439823)	12/12/2008 5:50:48 AM
From: Taro	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1575608

Pretty good one, in particular so the Italian accent :) Have a similar one somewhere, will try to dig it out for you. It includes perfect Italian and German accents at the border. Taro

To: one_less who wrote (439823)	12/12/2008 6:03:23 AM
From: Taro	4 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1575608

Here it is, enjoy! Taro Subject:Ahhh Italy! Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs agent stops them & tells them: "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa 4" replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa 4. You have 5 people ina your car & you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."