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To: Mohan Marette who wrote (18914)	10/23/1997 2:24:00 PM
From: T.R.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 176387

*OFF TOPIC* DANGER ATTEMPTED HUMOR AHEAD*** <Sig, deer story?> O.K....I'll give it a try..but if I get chewed out for this "HEADS WILL ROLL...except mine...it's square. Actually having a square head is an advantage...my haircuts are only $2.00. ---- .25 per corner... Any thoughts on picking up a little CPQ on the dip, especially in light of the announced split, sub $1000.00 pcs etc...and keep Dell of course. There once was this family of cute little deer that enjoyed foraging for food around Jack's house. One day while dining on some turnips doped with lion dung the deer found themselves being bombarded with moth balls. When they turned and looked to Jack's house there he was with a pocket full of zebra pencils, a crazed look in his eyes, another moth loaded in his sling shot and being held in place by their wings (what a brutt). As they turned to run they heard a collective cry ring out from a cage...a bunch of goofie rabbits, gone insane by prolonged captivity, were tearing at a stuffed polar bear and shouting get thoseSs. Suddnely Jack came out of his daze...stepped into the house only to return with a hampster under one arm, a dented schnauzer in the other and a six pack of stolies...frozen to his waste... ...TO BE CONTINUED (maybe) T.R. P.S. Most graphic language removed because we are testing our new internet "child proof" product and it's working on this child

To: Mohan Marette who wrote (18914)	10/23/1997 2:28:00 PM
From: T.R.	Respond to of 176387

*OFF TOPIC* DANGER ATTEMPTED HUMOR AHEAD*** <Sig, deer story?> O.K....I'll give it a try..but if I get chewed out for this "HEADS WILL ROLL...except mine...it's square. Actually having a square head is an advantage...my haircuts are only $2.00. ---- .25 per corner... Any thoughts on picking up a little CPQ on the dip, especially in light of the announced split, sub $1000.00 pcs etc...and keep Dell of course. There once was this family of cute little deer that enjoyed foraging for food around Jack's house. One day while dining on some turnips doped with lion dung the deer found themselves being bombarded with moth balls. When they turned and looked to Jack's house there he was with a pocket full of zebra pencils, a crazed look in his eyes, another moth loaded in his sling shot and being held in place by their wings (what a brutt). As they turned to run they heard a collective cry ring out from a cage...a bunch of goofie rabbits, gone insane by prolonged captivity, were tearing at a stuffed polar bear and shouting get thoseSs. Suddnely Jack came out of his daze...stepped into the house only to return with a hampster under one arm, a dented schnauzer in the other and a six pack of stolies...frozen to his waste... ...TO BE CONTINUED (maybe) T.R. P.S. Most graphic language removed because we are testing our new internet "child proof" product and it's working on this child

To: Mohan Marette who wrote (18914)	10/23/1997 2:28:00 PM
From: T.R.	Respond to of 176387

*OFF TOPIC* DANGER ATTEMPTED HUMOR AHEAD*** <Sig, deer story?> O.K....I'll give it a try..but if I get chewed out for this "HEADS WILL ROLL...except mine...it's square. Actually having a square head is an advantage...my haircuts are only $2.00. ---- .25 per corner... Any thoughts on picking up a little CPQ on the dip, especially in light of the announced split, sub $1000.00 pcs etc...and keep Dell of course. There once was this family of cute little deer that enjoyed foraging for food around Jack's house. One day while dining on some turnips doped with lion dung the deer found themselves being bombarded with moth balls. When they turned and looked to Jack's house there he was with a pocket full of zebra pencils, a crazed look in his eyes, another moth loaded in his sling shot and being held in place by their wings (what a brutt). As they turned to run they heard a collective cry ring out from a cage...a bunch of goofie rabbits, gone insane by prolonged captivity, were tearing at a stuffed polar bear and shouting get thoseSs. Suddnely Jack came out of his daze...stepped into the house only to return with a hampster under one arm, a dented schnauzer in the other and a six pack of stolies...frozen to his waste... ...TO BE CONTINUED (maybe) T.R. P.S. Most graphic language removed because we are testing our new internet "child proof" product and it's working on this child

To: Mohan Marette who wrote (18914)	10/23/1997 2:32:00 PM
From: T.R.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 176387

*OFF TOPIC* DANGER ATTEMPTED HUMOR AHEAD*** <Sig, deer story?> O.K....I'll give it a try..but if I get chewed out for this "HEADS WILL ROLL...except mine...it's square. Actually having a square head is an advantage...my haircuts are only $2.00. ---- .25 per corner... Any thoughts on picking up a little CPQ on the dip, especially in light of the announced split, sub $1000.00 pcs etc...and keep Dell of course. There once was this family of cute little deer that enjoyed foraging for food around Jack's house. One day while dining on some turnips doped with lion dung the deer found themselves being bombarded with moth balls. When they turned and looked to Jack's house there he was with a pocket full of zebra pencils, a crazed look in his eyes, another moth loaded in his sling shot and being held in place by their wings (what a brutt). As they turned to run they heard a collective cry ring out from a cage...a bunch of goofie rabbits, gone insane by prolonged captivity, were tearing at a stuffed polar bear and shouting get thoseSs. Suddnely Jack came out of his daze...stepped into the house only to return with a hampster under one arm, a dented schnauzer in the other and a six pack of stolies...frozen to his waste... ...TO BE CONTINUED (maybe) T.R. P.S. Most graphic language removed because we are testing our new internet "child proof" product and it's working on this child

To: Mohan Marette who wrote (18914)	10/23/1997 2:33:00 PM
From: T.R.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 176387

*OFF TOPIC* DANGER ATTEMPTED HUMOR AHEAD*** <Sig, deer story?> O.K....I'll give it a try..but if I get chewed out for this "HEADS WILL ROLL...except mine...it's square. Actually having a square head is an advantage...my haircuts are only $2.00. ---- .25 per corner... Any thoughts on picking up a little CPQ on the dip, especially in light of the announced split, sub $1000.00 pcs etc...and keep Dell of course. There once was this family of cute little deer that enjoyed foraging for food around Jack's house. One day while dining on some turnips doped with lion dung the deer found themselves being bombarded with moth balls. When they turned and looked to Jack's house there he was with a pocket full of zebra pencils, a crazed look in his eyes, another moth loaded in his sling shot and being held in place by their wings (what a brutt). As they turned to run they heard a collective cry ring out from a cage...a bunch of goofie rabbits, gone insane by prolonged captivity, were tearing at a stuffed polar bear and shouting get thoseSs. Suddnely Jack came out of his daze...stepped into the house only to return with a hampster under one arm, a dented schnauzer in the other and a six pack of stolies...frozen to his waste... ...TO BE CONTINUED (maybe) T.R. P.S. Most graphic language removed because we are testing our new internet "child proof" product and it's working on this child