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To: bentway who wrote (449372)1/21/2009 1:52:58 PM
From: longnshort1 Recommendation  Respond to of 1574495
 
Dad at the Mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new
shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed
he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every
time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would
not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in
classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once,
and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'