> Dear IRS, > > > > I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April > 15, but all is not lost. > > > > I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL > tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income > tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license > tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, > luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 > percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage > tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, > state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, > telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage > surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license > registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas > assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma > and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run > out of space and money. > > > > When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest > mistake. > >
> Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel, Chris > Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your > boss > Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest. > > > > P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus > check. > > > > Ed B > > Wichita Falls |