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To: Joe Btfsplk who wrote (293984)	2/25/2009 11:49:15 PM
From: ManyMoose	Respond to of 793926

I knew an old guy who was a supply sergeant during the war. He says the formula for figuring out toilet paper is: Number of Rolls of TP needed = (D * 3SBF * 3S * 3W * N )/SPR. Where: D = Number of Days to complete the mission SBF/D = well, you know: Subject Bodily Functions Per Day S = Number of squares per wipe W = Wipes per SBF N = Number of troops in the battalion SPR = Number of Sheets Per Roll So for a complete session of congress the amount is: 150 days of a typical session of congress N = .9 * 600 = 540, allowing that some members do not qualify SPR = 300 from a typical roll NRTPN = (150D * 3SBF/D * 3S * 3W * 540N)/300SPR =72900 rolls. Now all you need is to figure out the pepper spray.