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To: ManyMoose who wrote (297079)	3/18/2009 8:14:11 PM
From: mph	9 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 793964

I wonder how many pages of agreements the host had to sign before Obama would agree to the appearance. 1. No jokes about teleprompters. 2. " " " tax cheats. 3. " " " difficulties filling positions. 4. " " " the economy unless it is blamed on Bush. 5. No discussion of the varying degrees of gray in POTUS's head 6. No mention of Liddy, unless his name comes up in the context of weasel 7. No offering of smokes 8. No discussion of drugs or inhaling 9. Nothing about the census 10. ACORNs are only things that grow into oak trees 11.Don't ask what language the Afghans speak 12. Do not even mention the Churchill bust or DVDs given to a half blind head of state 13. Presidential correspondence with world leaders --- off limits! 14. His relationship with Hillary---verboten! 15. Birth certificate, mirth shurtiticate 16. He will NOT thank himself for appearing 17. Do NOT read his lines after he finished reading them 18. Deficits---no way! 19. Big government?---will only say he's against it 20. Bank bailouts?---ask Geithner, the hardest working man in D.C. Approved topics: 1. Weather 2.How it feels to be the first black President 3. How the girls are doing in school 4. What Michelle thought would be nice to serve at their next Wednesday night soiree 5. How Presidenting has interfered with hooping 6. How tiring it is to have so much to do.