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To: robert b furman who wrote (39825)4/2/2009 9:51:58 PM
From: da_cheif™1 Recommendation  Respond to of 206968
 
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.



To: robert b furman who wrote (39825)4/2/2009 10:36:21 PM
From: Runomo™  Respond to of 206968
 
a blonde expert already knows all my blonde jokes (grin) but heres a good one from "da air" :))

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, “little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?” and the little girl said, “an apple came down and killed my new kitty”. Next they passed a little boy
who was also crying. And they again asked, “little boy, little boy, why are you crying?” and the little boy said, “a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy.” Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, “why are you laughing so hard?” and the blonde said, “I farted and the building behind me blew up!!”