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To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (26982)	10/27/1997 2:41:00 AM
From: Kevin Walsh	Respond to of 58727

Thanks Lisa and Tom for the jokes, Yes I'm glad I'm a man! Somehow I knew I wasn't the typical man ;-) Here's one for old times (sorry if you heard this one already)... Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" ask the others. "I don't wake up until nine." I think I'll stay home and play with the TSO gang tomorrow :-) Let's make some money!! kw.