To: KLP who wrote (300236 ) 4/9/2009 11:07:25 AM From: Andrew N. Cothran 2 Recommendations Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 794298 KLP: Came across this bit of whimsey recently, describing an example of stoicism. Thought you might enjoy it after your recent hospital stay. Published in the Manchester Guardian of June 13th, (year not listed): The Manchester Guardian today quoted as an example of "stoicism" the following unsigned letter, ostensibly from a bricklayer in the Barbados to his contracting firm: "Respected Sir, when I got to the building, I found that the hurricane had knocked some bricks off the top. So I rigged up a beam with a pulley at the top of the building and hoisted up a couple of barrels full of bricks. When I had fixed the building, there was a lot of bricks left over. I hoisted the barrel back up again and secured the line at the bottom, and then went up and filled the barrel with the extra bricks. Then I went to the bottom and cast off the line. Unfortunately, the barrel of bricks was heavier than I was and before I knew that was happening the barrel started down, jerking me off the ground. I decided to hang on and halfway up I met the barrel coming down and received a severe blow on the shoulder. I then continued to the top banging my head against the beam and getting my finger jammed in the pulley. When the barrel hit the ground it bursted its bottom, allowing all the bricks to spill out. I was now heavier than the barrel and so started down again at high speed. Halfway down, I met the barrel coming up and received severe injuries to my shins. When I hit the ground I landed on the bricks, getting several painful cuts from the sharp edges. At this point I must have lost my presence of mind, because I let go the line. The barrel than came down giving me another heavy blow on the head and putting me in the hospital. I respectfully request sick leave."