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To: Terry Maloney who wrote (384028)	4/12/2009 9:20:12 AM
From: Box-By-The-Riviera™	4 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

A man owned a small farm. The Tax Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the rep. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board." "Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." ''That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer.