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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (178595)	5/20/2009 1:59:09 PM
From: Alan Smithee	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 225578

LOL!!! Most people think heaven is above us and hell beneath. Actually they're side by side and separated by a huge wooden fence. One day, things in Hell got a bit out of hand. The devil and the damned threw a party. The drinks flowed and the rock music raged. Before you knew it, someone yelled "fireball fight" and the flames were soaring. Unfortunately, one unlucky toss landed atop the dividing fence, burning it down. God, quite upset, immediately called the Devil and demanded he build the fence back up. The Devil was nonplussed. "Relax" he said. "We have all the old time union leaders down here, not to mention some contractors. We'll take care of it. And they did. However, when they rebuilt the dividing fence, the demon contractors built it three feet into heaven's territory -- basically stealing three feet of heaven. Once again, God was upset. "Devil" he raged "you tear down that fence and rebuild it on the correct dividing line, or else!!" The Devil, more curious then concerned, responded "Or else what?" "Or else" explained the Lord, "I'll sue you for every cent in hell!!!!" The devil paused for only a bit, and smiled. "Oh yeah" he asked "and where would YOU find a lawyer.....?"